Neighbors

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Stormie: did you guys have a nice date?

R&L: IT WASN'T A DATE!

Stormie: that's what they all say.. GUYS, BIG NEWS!

Everyone: *sits on the couch* what?

Stormie: NEIGHBORS ARE MOVING IN ACROSS THE STREET!

Everyone: *groans*

Ellen: we could've moved there...

Stormie: why is everyone groaning? This'll be fun!

Rocky: mom remember the Johnsons? (External link! I know he's "That Damn Neighbor" from Smosh)

Stormie: yeah, they were so perfect and tidy.

Riker: they tried to feed us sugar cookies, with cocaine as sugar

Stormie: uh, these neighbors will be different! 

Ryland: how do you know?

Stormie: I'm just gonna go bake some non-cocaine sugar cookies *leaves*

Rydel: *squeals* I hope it's a girl

Riker: a cute girl

Laura: or a cute guy *squeals* 

Ross: *grabs her arm* hey! You're with me!

Laura: *pulls away* we aren't even at the friends stage yet *turns to Rydel* I hope he's funny! I love funny guys!

Ross: hey Laura, I have a joke!

Laura: *raises her eyebrow* oh really?

Ross: Yeah! Yo mama's so fat, she uses Interstate 95 as a slip 'n' slide!

~Cue the Awkward Silence~

Ross: umm... Yo mama's hair so full of dandruff, that when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day

Rydel: this is awkward

Riker: I never knew that my younger brother could be stupider than Rocky

Rocky: I know right... HEY!

Ryland: so cringe-worthy *faints*

Laura: never mind, I'm fine with a boring guy

Ross: *slumps his shoulders and emotionless* hey

Laura: actually, someone with an unexpected side to them!

Ross: *leans onto the couch with his elbow* hey guys, I like to knit sweaters and mittens for kittens

Laura: a little mysterious

Ross: *looks out the window dramatically*

Riker: *drops his jaw* he's so persistent

Laura: caring

Ross: *smiles at Riker and closes his mouth* I wouldn't want you catching any flies, my brother

Laura: and handsome

Ross: *smirks and pushes his hair back* 'nuff said *points at his body*

Laura: but I don't know anyone like that *slumps onto the ground*

Ross: wait what


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