Why me . (Larry Mpreg)

The Party

(A/N it will be in Lou's POV unless stated :) )

So as I walked around people either getting drunk out of their minds, grinding on a random bloke, or having sex on the floor, I saw Harry, OH SHIT HES COMING . "L-lo-u ? *hiccup* whyereere youuuuuu he *hiccup* reee ?" He was out of it . "I was I-invited-d ." "AHAHAHA ! S-so funny . *hiccup* really, why are you here ." God . "To get drunk, Harry ." "WHY DID-DIDNT YOU- UH SAY SO ! " and next thing I knew he was dragging me to the drinks .

*10 shots of tequila later .. *

"H-HARRYYY !" "Wha-t l-OU-ou ." "I want you "

*i would write smut but I'm to lazy*

*next morning*

I guess Josh brought me to my flat . Because I woke up in bed . But I think everyone else is in the living room or .. *GASP* IM BEING ROBBED ! I take a bat and run in . "AHH !" Everyone screams . "AHHH !" I scream . It went on like that for 5 minuets . "WHY ARE YOU HERE ?" I scream . Ow . Killer headache . "I WOULD ASK YOU THAT SAME THING BUT YOu live here . " Ashton said . "Yeah . And one thing ." "Mhm ?" I went up in his face and went "STOP SCREAMING !" "Eww morning breath and OW ! You're not the only one with a hangover yanno !" True . "AHHH !" Me, Luke, and Calum screamed at the same time . And we ran to different bathrooms .

I ran in there and threw up . Josh was in there rubbing my back . We all apparently threw up .. And only the carriers threw up .. Last night . Images and memories of last night were flooding in my mind . None with a condom . Oh crap . "G-guys . Did w-we all g-get laid l-last night ?" "Mhm they all answered . But Josh didn't .. And he's been pretty sick .. "Josh .. Why didn't you .." He always does . "He-he was t-tired ." He was sweating . "What are you hiding .."

"*sigh* I'm p-pregnant ."

(A/N sorry for the short chapter ! I'm tired . But yeah . Josh is pregnant . So um . Yeah . Bye !)