BAYONETTA/DEVIL MAY CRY Crossover 1 (Revised/Rewritten)

Chapter 1: Non-Catholic Nun

   Cereza also known as Bayonetta was walking in a graveyard alone in the dark with a bible in her hands and dressed up as a nun. She stops at an elder man who is sobbing and on the ground in front of the tombstone.

    Cereza puts her gentle gloved hand on his shoulder. "Excuse me, sir? Who are you mourning for?" The Elder man looks at Cereza in her eyes. "My wife has died." Cereza had her hand covered over her mouth and says "Oh, my apologies." The old man shook his head and looked down. "There's nothing to be sorry for. She's in a better place." Cereza nodded her head in sadness and said to him. "Indeed. I suggest that you go home and rest and in the morning, see your relatives. I'm sure they will be happy that you are there for them. It's too sad here."

    The Elder man faced her again and said "You know what? I will do that. Thank you." He gets up. Cereza says "It has been my pleasure." She smiled at him as the Elder man turned around and says "Who are you?" Cereza looked at him straightforward and says "Just a friend who's here to lend a hand."

     The Elder man nodded his head while smiling at her. "Well, god bless you, sweet lady." "As to you." She nods her head and the old man left the graveyard. Cereza smirked and closed her eyes gently.

      Suddenly, a deep coarse Brooklyn voice is heard from behind her. "Out of all the normal people in the damn world, you had to go dress up as a religious nun and talk like one. Quit the acting job, Bayonetta! You're not foolin' anybody." Bayonetta smiled and turned around. She saw Enzo raising an eyebrow. "What? I was trying to be generous and sweet to the man. If I were you, I'd keep that mouth zipped."

      Enzo walked towards her and said "There's the witch I know! Sweet sass and all a..." Bayonetta raised her hand to interrupt him. "Enzo, don't start." Enzo says "Come on, you know it's true." Bayonetta posed with grace. "I am fabulously hot for a witch, but that doesn't stress me out. What really stresses me out are those damned angels. They're always a pain." Enzo says "Maybe my kids can take the job. They can fight like real pros."

      Bayonetta looks down on Enzo. "Enzo, that's a terrible idea! Why do you want your own kids to fight my battles?" Enzo straightened his hat."Trust me, Bayonetta. These savages can tear things apart. Even the presents I always give them and what do they do with the toys? They mess it up! All the money I spent, down the garbage!" Bayonetta smirked. "Maybe if you didn't spend all your money, then you could get what you want."

     Enzo rolled his eyes. "Sure. If my wife finds out that I didn't give her anything for her birthday, fuggetaboutit!" Bayonetta patted his shoulder gently. "Then give her love, Enzo. Give her love." Enzo scoffed at Bayonetta's advice. "Wow. You're a piece of work, you know that?" Bayonetta says "I know." Bayonetta was reading the bible. Enzo looked over Bayonetta's shoulder. "Why the hell are you reading that book? Obviously, you're not Catholic!" Bayonetta slightly turned her head quick. "Shh!" Enzo shrugged his shoulders. "What? Too much?"

     Suddenly, a ray of sunlight beamed on the ground then onto Enzo and ethereal peaceful holy music began to play throughout the air. Enzo says "What the hell? Oh, not again! Why is the light shining on me?" Bayonetta looked up at the beam of light as well. "I think the light loves you, Enzo! That's so sweet!" Enzo was hiding behind Bayonetta's legs. "Very funny, Bayonetta, but really! Why is it on me?"

     Bayonetta had a determined face and began to talk to him with confidence. "Danger approaches. Here they come." The light shines on Bayonetta and the angels came from the sky. Bayonetta waves her hand in the air and activated a gateway to jump through. Bayonetta says "Enzo, hide behind a tombstone and no matter what happens you stay there."

     Enzo started to hide behind a tombstone that says 'Here Lies Eggman.' Enzo says "You don't have to tell me twice, sweetheart!" Bayonetta jumped through the gateway, so Enzo couldn't see her. She was invisible to him and the angels too. The ten angels were shrieking at Bayonetta and Bayonetta smirked at them.

    They were ready to clash each other and Bayonetta caught them first and kicked them all to the ground. Bayonetta fell too, but she landed perfectly on the ground in style. "Tried to hurt a lady by crashing into me? Now, you know that was very unnecessary and rude! It's time I teach you angels some manners!"

     Three angels came at once with weapons and Bayonetta used one of their staffs and slammed it into the ground. "Let's go for a spin!" She twirled around the staff like it was a pole and kicked the everliving crap out of those three angels. Bayonetta says "Three done and...seven more to go." She was charging at them again and Enzo was behind the tombstone praying while the ground was shaking. "There's no place like home. There's no place like home."

    Suddenly, there was a deep voice that spoke to Enzo. "Hey, Enzo. Is Bayonetta okay?" Enzo looked down on the ground. "I don't know! See for yourself!" He looks up and sees the guy that works at the Gates of Hell bar. He was spooked. "Ah! Now, my whole life is a nightmare!" Rodin smirked as his eyes glowed behind his dark shades. "Calm down, little man. Did I scare you?" He laughs while he lights a cigar with his thumb.

     Enzo nods his head. "Yes, Rodin! You scared the daylights out of me!" Rodin says "That's what I want to hear, Enzo!" He looks up and sees Bayonetta fighting in the air. "It looks like my girl needs some help!" Enzo says "Well, freaking help her already!" Rodin gently pushed Enzo behind a tombstone while he bellowed in laughter. "You just stay there and hide, little man."

     Bayonetta kicked the 4th angel so high in the sky, it never came down. Rodin saw that by a mile away as he grinned. "Beautiful." Bayonetta kept fighting until the angels messed up her nun costume. It was basically all in shreds now. "Damn it! Disguise has been blown. Lucky, I have a spare one!" Enzo was peeking behind the tombstone. "What's happening, Rodin? Is it the end of the world?" Rodin shook his head and says "No, little man. She's changing." He smirked at Bayonetta.

(End of Chapter 1: Non-Catholic Nun)

Hey, guys. I just updated this story to look different because someone told me that my dialogue was very hard to read, so I'm redoing this whole thing. It will have the same dialogue, it's just that the format and the look will be different. So, I'm sorry if people liked my other version better than the one I'm doing now, but it was the only way for people to like it better. So, that's all I have to say. It will happen to my other stories as well. Just to let you know that. Thanks.