FNAF Security Guards React To Ships

Eridan x Sollux (Erisol)

Phone Guy: You got to be kidding me with this s*** is it always going to be guy x guy ships.

Mike: ikr it's getting to the point that were going to cringe from half of these ships anyway.

Vincent: ik I'm really about to cringe at any moment from now.

Ashley: NO BODY KNOWS GOOD SHIPS AT ALL IM A F****** LONER I'M ALL ALONE.

Jeremy: *jumps and squeak* Ashley y-you scared me a-and its only a-a ship.

Fritz: She's not ok at all.

Ashley:* bangs her head on the table* MY LIFE IS A F****** LIE TO THIS UNIVERSE.

Vincent: Calm the f*** down Ashley.

Ashley: At least I don't think Twilight is f******* literature.

Vincent: *shrugs* eh fair enough.

Mike:* laughs* Wait Vincent you think twilight is f******* literature.

Phone Guy: sad Vincent just f****** sad.

Jeremy and Fritz:* laughs*

Vincent: STFU at least I can confess to a girl Mike.

Mike: I can confess to a girl a********!!!

Fritz and Phone Guy: No you can't Mike.

Jeremy:*scratches his neck and looks away*

Mike:*growls and takes Ashley's hand and pulls her to him and kisses her*

Ashley: *looks at Mike and blushes and smiles*

Fritz and Phone Guy: *looks at Mike surprised*

Jeremy:*looks at Mike surprised also*

Vincent: *shrugs and smiles* could of done it sooner.

Mike: *flips Vincent off* STFU YOU PURPLE PIECE OF S***.

Jeremy: eh I s-ship the red a-and blue glasses o-one with s-someone else.

Fritz: Same but this ship their is in a black rom relationship.

Vincent: I'M SO F******* TIRED OF THIS IT'S STUPID.

Phone Guy: Ur not the only on who wants to get out this place called h***.

Mike: Can I bash my head on the computer now.

Ashley: NO!!!

Vincent: GN *bash his head on the table and knocks out*

Ashley:*face palms herself* JC WHY HAS GOD ABANDONED US.

Jeremy and Fritz *shrugs*

Fritz: Next ship
*clicks on next ship*