How to turn people on:
Simon: *sucking popsicle tip*
Guys: *watching*
Simon: *begins to deepthroat popsicle*
Guys: *blushing*
Simon: *moans*
Guys: *boner alert*
Simon: *chomps popsicle stick and swallows entire popsicle whole, snapping the stick in half*
Guys: *scared*
