He is the smoothest man alive, obviously.
(I actually see Bodil as like, super awkward when it comes to cute people he likes *sIMON* and he screws everything up and jumbles his words and mumbles out dirty thoughts while he's right next to him and he heard Bodil and that's why they havent recorded in a while okay thats just weird)
Simon: I'M HUNNNGRRRRYYY!
Bodil: Same.
Simon: What do you want to eat?
Bodil: Your dick.
Simon:
Bodil:
Simon:
Bodil:
Simon:
Bodil: Sorry, I meant *pick. Autocorrect sucks ass.
Simon: This is a verbal conversation, Petrov.
