I'm going to regret this later.
*LITERALLY THEM*
Ty: Why did we do this? I have a fiancé and a child. What is my life. Kill me with Kool-Aid.
Barney: Ross, is that hentai?
Ross: No, you uncultured nuggetfuck. This is "Sword Art Online" *holds up manga*
Barney: Who is that, then?
Ross: *looks at Leafa* ....Maybe this is-oh mY GOD--
Sky: Jason, pass me the Hennesey.
Jason: *passes*
Sky: If I die, make sure Jerome doesn't teabag me.
Jason: That's the last of my worries.
Jerome: *from living room* FOR THE LAST TIME MITCHELL I DONT HAVE-aww okay. you hang up. no you hang up--
Quentin: *barges into room* sweET JESUS HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY MOTORCYCLE HELMET I HAVE TWO LESBIANS DOWNSTAIRS OKAY I NEED THAT HELMET ASaP
Jerome: I LOVE YOU TOO MITCHY POO OKAY I GOTTA GO TO WORK NOW OKAY I LOVE-little bitch he hung up on me
Ross: *turns manga upside down* I guess this is fanservice.
Barney: Why are her tits so big? Isn't she like 15?
Sky: I only did this for entertainment, but now it's suicide.
Jason: I NEED TO GO FUCK MYSELF
(sorry lol jk)