Bodil kissed Simon while he was sleeping on the couch.
Bodil: I can do this! Just one tiny peck. We've known each other for years. This totally isn't gay. Totally heterosexual. Okay...Here we go... *leans in and pecks Simon's lips* EEK! EEK! EEK! SQUEEEEE~ OMFG
However
Baki: Why is Bodil in the bathroom crying like a heartbroken highschool girl?
Bodil: *in bathroom* I TOOK HIS MALE LIPGINITY WITHOUT HIS CONSET IM A MONSTEEEERRRR I RAPED HIS LIPS
