Merome:
Jerome: Hey baby~~~~~
Mitch: OHMYGOD HOT ANIME GUYS AHAHA *playing Mystic Messenger* 707 MAKE SWEET TENDER LOVE TO ME
Jerome: fuck senpai notice me
Mitch: AAAAAAAAAAAAH I CHOSE THE WRONG ONE SHIT
Or..
Mitch: FUCK YOU
Jerome: FUCK YOU
Mitch: FUCK YOU
Jerome: FUCK YOU
Mitch: FUCK ME
Jerome: FUCK YOU?
Mitch: YEAH
Jerome: Ok.
SimDil:
Bodil: Simon, I find you very attractive and I want to love you forever.
Simon: *looking at phone*
Bodil: Please be mine.
Simon: *phone*
Bodil: Simon please let me fuck you.
Simon: *looks at phone*
Bodil: Let me put my dick in your ass.
Simon: *looking at phone*
Bodil: Can I pin you against the wall and make you scream my name?
Simon: *takes earbuds off* What did you say, Bodie? *looks at time* OH SHIT! *gets up and runs to Vegeto* I'm ready to record, Sam!
Bodil: Fucking kill me please.
SetoSolace
Brice: SEETOOOOOOO!
Seto: *backflips into room* ARE YOU HURT?!
Brice: No!
Seto: Than what is it?
Brice: *holds up a smol baby bird* Can I keep iiiiit~
Seto: omfg yes
(THEY NAMED THE BIRD POOF POOF)
SkyLox
Sky: *sitting in chair*
*Anaconda starts playing*
Sky: wtf
Ty: *moon-walks in* *Anaconda gets louder* Hey, Sky~
Sky: jesus
Ty: do you got buns, hun
Sky: what the the fuck man
VegeLix
Vegeto: Felliiiiixxxx
Felix: Huh?
Vegeto: Bend over, and spell RUN.
Felix: Um, okay? *bends over* R-U-N?
*realization*
Vegeto: *gropes Felix* nOT YET
Felix: *screams*
Ghouble
Double: Hi
Ghost: Hi
Double:
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Double:
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Double:
Ghost:
Double:
Ghost: *sleeps*
Double: *falls facefirst into sink*
(BONUS: SiBaki
Baki: Teeny tiny innocent smol cinnabun
Simon: It hurts to look at you.
Baki: WOW REALLY?
Simon: I mean it because you're tall, you pepperflake cornfuck.
Baki: *tries not to die of laughter*)
