YOU ARE READING ∞ Jokes Random Funny texts book two! Unlimited jokes, texts and quotes! #comedy #funny #funnyquotes #hilarious #jokes #laugh #quotes #text #texts ∞ Jokes [2] 173K 6.6K 955 by TheLadyandTheFox by TheLadyandTheFox Follow Share Send Send to Friend Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story *At a restaurant*Waiter - "Would you like a table?"Me - "No, not at all, we came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."