YOU ARE READING ∞ Jokes Random Funny texts book two! Unlimited jokes, texts and quotes! #comedy #funny #funnyquotes #hilarious #jokes #laugh #quotes #text #texts ∞ Jokes [14] 115K 5.9K 678 by TheLadyandTheFox by TheLadyandTheFox Follow Share Send Send to Friend Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story Having a pet is great. You can blame all suspicious sounds on them.*Bang*"What was that?""Oh, it was just the fish."