YOU ARE READING ∞ Jokes Random Funny texts book two! Unlimited jokes, texts and quotes! #comedy #funny #funnyquotes #hilarious #jokes #laugh #quotes #text #texts ∞ Jokes [17] 109K 6.1K 831 by TheLadyandTheFox by TheLadyandTheFox Follow Share Send Send to Friend Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story Boy: would you like to be the sun of my life? Girl: Awww yes!Boy: Good then stay 92,935,700 miles away from me.