YOU ARE READING ∞ Jokes Random Funny texts book two! Unlimited jokes, texts and quotes! #comedy #funny #funnyquotes #hilarious #jokes #laugh #quotes #text #texts ∞ Jokes [16] 110K 5.8K 735 by TheLadyandTheFox by TheLadyandTheFox Follow Share Send Send to Friend Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story Always carry a knife with you wherever you go. You never know when you're going to need to cut a piece of cake.