Bunkmates {NaLu} {completed}

{8} "Natsu. Next door. Noises."

"Natsu, go away," I say for the fifth time this afternoon.

"But I'm bored," he argues back.

"And I have homework to do, so why don't you go fvck with someone else," I snap.

"But I have no appointments booked for today."

"Then go fvck yourself," I say, getting really annoyed. I try writing down the answer to this equation but the graphite of my pencil snaps. "Sh!t!" I complain and take out a sharpener.

"Well, that would be hard, wouldn't it. I mean, my d!ck is long and all, but not that long," he smirks.

"EEW I DON'T WANNA KNOW!" I yell as I finish sharpening my pencil. I push the graphite to see if it's stable or not. Nope. It falls off yet again ad just art sharpening once more.

"What, don't believe me? You can see if you wa-"

"NO! DON'T. WANNA. KNOW," I shout and finally sharpen my pencil correctly.

"I'll just go bother my appointment for tomorrow," he says and walks out. Oh thanks the lord, he's gone. Finally, some peace and quiet. I can actually focus on my work.

The second week of school and there's already a cr@p ton of homework. And I thought the work mom and dad gave me was a lot. Speaking of which, I haven't spoken to them in a while. They're probably worried sick... Meh, I'll call them next week.

Let's see, if 'x' is 2.7...

"LU~CHAAAAAN!" A voice yells, probably Levy~chan's, from the door.

I look up from my notebook and face Levy who is currently breathing heavily.

"What is it, Levy~chan?" I ask, moving over from my homework position on my bed so she can't sit down.

"Natsu. Next door. Nois-" she pants but I interrupt her.

"Yeah, that's enough." I open my arms and say, "Come here, child," I say.

I hug her and pat her head. "Lil Levy is still innocent."

"Not after hearing that!" She protests and sits on my covers.

"At least you didn't walk in on him nake-" I slap my hand over my mouth.

"What'd you say Lu~chan?" Levy asks. I have a feeling she heard me just fine.

"N-nothing," I lie.

"I HEARD SOMETHING!" A wild Cana appears in the doorframe.

"Cana who let you in?" I ask.

"Myself," she replies smugly and sits down on Natsu's bed, just opposite of mine to the right, holding her bottle of liquor. 

"I wouldn't sit there if I were you," I say.

"What, cooties?" she replies, taking a drink from the bottle she brought.

"No," I say. "Try more towards the direction of, 'Natsu and Lisanna were doing it yesterday and it was probably on that bed.'."

Levy snickers and Cana stands up immediately, walking out of the room to probably go bleach her pants.

"Wait, seriously?" Levy asks.

"Yeah, i heard... Noises... When I was gonna come back to my room so I just walked out and bumped into-" I stop myself. "Uh, never mind."

"What?" Levy asks.

"No one," I reply. "No one important at least."

She stares at me.

"What?" I ask.

She keeps staring.

"Levy, you're starting to scare me."

"Sting."

"What?"

"You bumped into Sting last night."

"WHAT HOW DID YOU KNOW?!" I yell, crawling into a ball and hugging my legs.

"Really? It was just a guess."

"Well anyways, now that you know," I sigh. "Might as well tell you what happened."

"TELL ME!" Levy yells.

"Alright, alright! All I did was bump into him, quite literally, call him a perv, then we yelled at each other for a little and then we parted ways."

"What, no pick up lines or anything?" Levy asks.

"Didn't Cana say that he found a girlfriend or something?"

"Oh yeah..."

"GUESS WHO'S BACK?" Cana sings from the now wide open door. "BACK AGAIN!"

"Lemme guess," I pause for a dramatic effect, "Cana?"

"Ha, you got it, b!tch," she sits on the floor next to my bed and lays her back on the side of the frame of the bed.

"I see you changed our pants," Levy comments.

"Yup! Had to get rid of the old ones," she slurs.

"Good girl," Levy adds.

"I hope you burned them too," I add. "You don't want any Natsu cells on you."

"What about my cells?" a voice sells from the door Cana neglected to close. I slap my hand over my mouth. "Nothing," I say, my voice muffled by my hand.

"I didn't know there was a party in here," Natsu says entering the room and actually remembering to close the door this time. He walks over to me on my bed, avoiding the almost drunk Cana on the floor. "How come you didn't invite me?" he asks, whispering in my ear.

Levy just stares with the jaw dropped and Cana is making kissy noises and making a heart shape with her hands. I push him away and he stumbles back, landing on his bed instead, just barely missing Cana. Levy looks at me in a devious way and Cana continued whatever she was doing. They're definitely gonna tease me about this later.

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