Bunkmates {NaLu} {completed}

{9} Substitutes and Prank Wars

"Hey-"

"Cana, go home, you're drunk," I interrupt her, tapping my pencil on my desk.

"Hey, relax, Lucy!" Cana offends, sitting in the seat next to me in class. "The teacher isn't here yet, so I can drink all I want! Plus, we have a substitute today. I can drink all I wan-!"

She's cut off by the door clicking open. She stays in the seat behind me and kicks her feet up on the back of my chair. The sub walks to the desk and places his briefcase on the table. He turns to he blackboard and writes his name in white chalk: Mr. Clive.

"Besides," Cana whispers, pointing her ballpoint pen at me, "subs here are easy as fuuuuuuu- DAD?!"

The teacher looks up and yells," CANA-POOOOO!" and runs down the aisle way, suffocating Cana in a hug.

"Mr. Clive is y-your dad?" I ask between laughs.

"THIS ISN'T FUNNY YOU BI-" she looks at Mr. Clive. "Biiiiiicyle."

"Bicycle?" Me and Mr. Clive ask Cana.

"WHAT? YOU'D RATHER ME YELL 'B!TCH' IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS?!"

"ATTA GIRLLLLL!" Mr. Clive coos and pets Cana's head, messing up her already messy hair, right as the warning bell rings.

The door bursts open. "GILDARTS?" A male voice I know way too well calls from the hallway.

"NATSU?" Mr. Clive, or Gildarts I guess, says, dropping Cana. She falls on the floor with a not so subtle 'oomph'.

"OLD MAAAAN!" Natsu yells and runs to Mr. Clive who's by my desk.

It kind of reminds me of those movies where the people are running to each other in a grassy field... Except I catch a glimpse of a shocker in Natsu's palm.

"Gimme a hand shake, old man!" Natsu yells and puts his hand out.

"Sure thing, boy!" Gildarts shakes his hand and they both jump from the electricity.

Natsu reveals his shocker and Mr. Clive shows the two attached to his hand.

"HAHA! I WIN NATSU!"

"This isn't over!" Natsu yells. The final bell rings. "CR@P IM GONNA BE LATE! Till next time, Old man..." He darts out the door.

"Um," I say. "What just happened exactly?" Cana gets off the floor and back in the seat behind me.

"WELL!" Cana exclaims. "Basically, Mr. Clive, or Gildarts or whatever the fvck you wanna call him, is my dad, and he and Natsu have this huge rivalry about who can prank each other the best, and yeah, it's pretty d@mn weird if you ask me."

"Ooook," I say, pretending I understood what she just said.

"Good afternoon, class," Mr. Clive announces from the front of the class, taking the shockers of his hand and placing them in his open briefcase. "I'm," he points at the board and taps it, "Mr. Clive. And it seems that your actual Health teacher is not able to return to school for the time being, so I'll be your teacher for a while! Ain't that right, Cana-poooo?" He looks at Cana and coos.

Cana sinks in her desk and takes another drink if alcohol.

"Make sure you save some for me after class," he tells her.

"No promises!" Cana replied and sticks her middle finger up at him.

He sighs, "Takes after her father, she does. Grow up so fast, they do." He wipes an imaginary tear from his eye. "Anyways! Attendance! Please say 'here' or 'sup' or whatever sh!t you kids say these days."

"Health class sucks," Cana says, leaning forward so her head's over my shoulder.

"It's ok I guess. Not my favorite class," I say. "I wish Levy were here though." She does volunteer work at the library so she doesn't have to take health class for credits.

"Yeah, she could tell me all the answers."

"I know that Cana~poo is here," Gildarts says, taking a pencil and writing something on the attendance sheet.

Cana jumps out of her desk. "You better not be changing my fvcking name on the attendance sheet!" she yells and runs up to the desk, confiscating the pencil and snapping it in half.

"Heheh, fine," Mr. Clive surrenders. He picks up the attendance sheet again and reads off more names. "Looks like this is a mixed grade class," he says.

I look around and there are a few faces I don't see in my normal classes.

Mr. Clive findings attendance and asks Juvia, who's in my Health class by the way, to take it to the main office. He passed out sheets of paper and says, "Pass these down, it's your homework. You may start as soon as you get it."

He looks at Cana and says, "I can help you with this if you need help Cana-poooo!"

"Fvck off," she sighs.

"Hehe, ok."

The papers get to me but my clumsy hands somehow manage to miss the papers and they fly all over the floor.

A white-haired girl next to me gets out of her seat to help me pick them up. She kind of reminds me of Lisanna, but she can't be related to the Strauss siblings.

"Thanks," I say, taking the papers from her hand.

"No problem," she replies. "I'm Yukino by the way; Sophomore here."

"Good to meet ya! I'm Lucy."

"Hey, you don't happen to be the Lucy that wa-"

"Girls," Mr. Clive warns.

"We'll talk later," I whisper, and she nods. I pick up my pencil and take out my Health textbook.

-=+=-

Hello everyone! Another update finally :P Hope you enjoyed this chappie :3

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