Bunkmates {NaLu} {completed}

{3} Ex's and Booze

"Hey you came back!"

"I kind of have to," I reply to the salmon haired player in his bed. "This is where I'll be staying this year." I cross my arms over my chest and lean against the,still open, door frame.

"I may be stupid, but not that stupid. I know that, Blondie," he says in a 'duh' tone, shaking his head.

"Don't call me Blondie," I say back. "I happen to have a name."

"Well, if your don't like 'Blondie,' then I'll give you a new nickname. How about I call you 'mine'?"

THAT STUPID PLAYER! THAT STUPIDLY SMOOTH PLAYER!

"I give up! I'm done!" I storm out the door and slam it behind me. I don't know how I'm gonna survive this year with him as a bunkmate.

I can't function if he keeps going at it like this! What if I have to study? He'll just be trying to get in my pants the whole time! What'll I do?

My thoughts are stopped when I bump into someone in the hallway. "Oh, sorry," I apologize, and look at the person in front of me.

"No, it's ok," the bluenette female replies. "I am Juvia." She shines a bright smile.

"Hi, Juvia. My name's Lucy," I introduce.

"Juvia is very happy to meet y-" she stood talking when a tall, raven haired boy walks past. Her jaw drops. "Juvia believes in love at first sight! Juvia is in love!" She runs after him down the hall.

"Uh, nice to meet you too, I guess!" I call. "We'll talk again later! Hopefully..."

-=+=-

"Levy~chan, there's seriously  something wrong with that boy!" I complain yet again to Levy.

"What did he do this time, Lu~chan? You just left our room too."

"Heusedapickuplineonme..." I mumble.

"What?"

"He used a pick up line on me," I say, a little louder this time.

"I can't hear y-"

"HE USED A PICK UP LINE ON ME!" I yell.

"Keep it down!" Levy's neighbor says. "Quiet is man!"

"I'm baaaaaaack!" Cana sings as she opens the door of the dorm, the door slamming on the wall.

"Quiet is MAN!" her neighbor says again.

"That's Elfman, don't mind him," Cana says, dropping a large paper bag by her desk making s huge 'clunk' sound. I wonder what's in there...

"He's a Junior. He has an older sister in her senior year, and a younger sister in your year," she explains, slurring her words yet again.

"Ok," I say, seriously worried about Cana's way of talking.

"Anyways!" She says loudly. "Why are you back? Problems with the play boy again?"

Before I could answer, she interrupts.

"Ah, I know. Pick up line. Aww, little Lucy just experienced her first pick up line!"