A foxy type of love (An actual Naruto love story, or fan-fiction)

OREO PEDO!!!!

(Kohaku's POV)

OH MY GOD!

"HOW MANY FUCKING OREO PEDOS ARE THERE?!" I yelled. Naruto had poofed if front of the fight as the big hero and I waited a few minutes before just showing up. And what I saw made me mad. I mean what the bloody fucker. There are bloody Oreo Pedo wanker fuckers' everywhere huh?

"How dare you call me an Oreo Pedo?" The guy -zabuza I'm guessing- yelled at me with tears in his eyes. My eyes widened at the huge ass sword he was carrying. How could that fucker even carry it? Why am I cussing so much? I've been around Kimi too much, huh? "I mean I don't even look like the guy!"

"Pssh yeah you do, you bloody wanker!" I yelled before putting a spoon full of Nutella in my mouth. Yup Kimi has put ideas into my head. I guess Kakashi thought the same thought.

"You're too much like Kimi. It's like you are biological sisters." He replied shaking his head and put his hand on his forehead.

"SHUT-UP AND FIGHT!" Zabuza yelled and mist soon started to form around us and splash up against the bridge as great waves from an angry ocean. Sakura and I pulled out our kunai and stood ready in front of the old man.

"Ready yourselves girls, no matter what take care of the bridge builder! Don't let him out of your sights!" Kakashi yelled at us as he pulled up his mask to reveal his sharingan 

"GOT IT!" Sakura and I yelled back. Otou-san cursed before running toward us, but it was to late. Cow man appeared in-between all of us and chuckled to himself. 

"AHHH COW MAN!" Sakura and I screamed as he appeared. He looked at me confusedly before Sakura's fist punched him in the stomach causing him to fly up with her inhuman strength. He went up pretty high before falling down, his arms flapping around in the air. I laughed and brought my hands into seals.

Horse, monkey, hare, ram. 

"Earth style! Dust explosion!" My jutsu caused a small compacted explosion that is made of dust. Once the dust hit the water clone, the dust and water mingled causing mud making Cow man's jutsu break. The mud flopped between us and Sakura jumped with a scream. I laughed and put my hands in the mud making a mud clone of myself. 

"Hn! You may have taken over my jutsu but I wont let that affect me!" He said snottily. I snorted and sat down as I watched him disappear. I can disappear too, bitch. WITHOUT THE FOG! I went into my emo, potato corner as the others looked mystically into the fog. 

I was pulled out of my corner as I heard Naruto and Sasuke grunt in pain. I looked up and for the first time I saw a giant mirror dome that surrounded them and a..... HUNTER-NIN! I KNEW THAT SO SHH! 

"Hey Sakura whats that?" I asked. Everyone sweat dropped before Sakura dead-panned.

"Baka! It's a giant mirror dome!" She yelled at me.

"Ohh I knew that!" Kakashi just shooked his head and looked towards Zabuzza, who appeared again thanks to Kakashi's dogs, who was also not letting us help Naruto and Sasuke. Damn strong people. I laughed crazily all of the sudden making Sakura, Kakashi and the old man take a step back. Welp I guess I still have caffeine in my system. And faintly, just ever so faintly I could here Kimi's laugh. Hehe she knew. 

I was going to enter hyper stage again before I saw, The Horror. You may ask what is The Horror. Well my imaginary friends it is seeing Sasuke die. The Hunter-nin threw needles straight at needles at Naruto, and would of hit his heart if Sasuke hadn't intervened. The needles hit Sasuke straight in the back and he appeared to be talking to Naruto before falling over, dead. I took a sharp intake of breath and a silent tear fell from my eyes as images of that night over lapped the scene of Sasuke falling.

That was horror and appearently Naruto thought so as well because the next thing that happened, I never expected to see. And only two words crossed Team 7's minds, well except Naruto.

OH FUCK

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I HAVE DONE IT ONCE AGAIN I IS AWESOME!

PRUSSIA: NO IM AWESOME

ME: NO I AM!

PRUSSIA: NOOOOO

ME:YEESSSSS

PRUSIA' NOOO-

NARUTO: DUDE SHE IS WAY MORE AWESOME THAN YOU! BARE WITH IT! XP

ME: Yay Naru-kun I knew you lovers me X3

Naruto: 0///////0 mayyyyyyyybeee

THANK-YOU FELLOW LLAMALORDS! IF I COULD I WOULD DEDICATE THIS CHAPTER TO ALL OF YOU! YOU DISERVE IT! (=T-T=) BUT STILL I WANA THANK-YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR VOTING AND FOLLOWING AND STUFF! So once again...

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