Naruto...... Wtf?

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"Are they?"

"Frozen." Kimi agreed. I laughed as we both jumped down. There was a group of three men, all frozen in time while a rolled up scroll laid in front of the "team leader." I bent down and picked the scroll up. I looked down at the label. Scroll of earth.

"Do you think that's what the scroll dose when you open it?" Kimi nodded and kicked one of the men. "THE STRAWBERRIES HAVE WON."

"Kohaku."

"Yeah?"

"Shut the fuck up." I pouted and stuck my tongue at her. "I can see you Baka."

"Well yeah I'm right beside you." Kimi sighed and held her hand out to me. I laid the scroll I her hand and did a half jump in place.

"That was easier than expected. We have both scrolls already." I smiled. Now we can look for our teams!

"I already know where Garra is." I looked down and saw a trail of sand curl up her leg. I smirked and folded my arms. HIDE YO LLAMAS HIDE YO KIMIS CAUSE GAARAS OUT THEM TONIGHT YO.

"Of course. And I'll find out where Naru-kun is." She wiggled her eyebrows and I blushed. "S-shut up."

"Hahah yeah whatever. See you at the ending house thingy." I nodded and she walked off. I turned around and jumped into the trees. It'll be much easier to see where they are and to hide from oncoming traffic.

"Now if I was Sasuke/Naruto where would I stick to." I quieted myself and listened. Their were faint sounds of kunai on kunai as people fought but also the sound of a river. I looked up at the sky and saw the sun slowly dip down. HALLIJUHA THE RIVA! I took off and smiled I can't believe how much I miss my team.

"Hn. Your horrible."

"SHUT UP ITS HARDER THAN IT LOOKS! SHADOW CLONE JUTSU!"

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I know that voice. I crouched on my branch that I was on and peered over the edge. I smiled to myself as I spotted a blonde headed boy in the river. I looked over and on the bank I saw a black head staring at the blonde and a pink head tending a fire. I sat on the branch and let my feet dangle on the edge. I pushed off and landed in the river right behind the blonde.

"Naru-kun!" Naruto freaked out, throwing his hands in the air and turning around. However he slipped and fell into me, well more off my chest and pushing me into the shallow water. "How many times are you going to do that?" Naruto raised his head, smiled as his eyes widened and he smiled.

"Kohaku-chan!" I laughed and pushed him off of me and stood up. Son of a pop tart.... I'm all wet. I looked over to scowled NARU however....

"N-Naru why the hell are you naked!?" I blushed and covered my face from his nakedness and raced to where I hope the bank was. Except I ran into a fleshy wall.

"Ko-chan..... I'm not naked I have shorts on." I shook my head.

"I don't care!" I lifted my head out of my hands and made sure I didn't see his lower half. He chuckled and kissed my head.

"Welcome back!" I smiled and hugged him.

"Hn. What an entrance." I looked back and glared at duckass.

"Shut up duckbutt. I'll fart in your general direction." He looked at me

Weird and scooted backwards.

"What the f-" I made a face and laughed. Naruto laughed with me and we sat there for a moment laughing our heads off. Then as if on que my stomach growled. I yelped as arms snaked around my waist and lifted me in the air. I wrapped my arms around his neck.

"It's dinner time!" He let me down on the bank and walked over and pulled his pants and t-shirt on while grabbing his jacket. "Here." He wrapped his jacket around my shivering body and picket me up and dropped me off by the fire and sat down with me.

"So how did you find us?" I looked over at Sakura and shrugged.

"It was getting dark and I knew that you can find easy food by a river. Then one event led to another." She nodded and handed me a whittled stick.

"Welcome back!" I smiled. Good to be back.

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