The Book of Warriors One-Shots

Mary-SueClan

Warning: This is a VERY SILLY fanfiction! It was for a Gathering contest and the prompt was Mary-Sues :P

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Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away...

Wavepaw woke up.

Her eyelids fluttered and she stretched in the warm sunlight, her paw hitting something soft. Very soft. Impossibly soft.

"Hi1!1!111!" The she-cat exclaimed brightly. "I'm sparkleFur1!111!"

Wavepaw yawned, rubbing her eyes. "Hi... Oh wait Sparklefur?"

"No, sparkleFur!1111!11" sparkleFur replied, looking hurt.

"WOLLOW STOP PLAYING PRANKS ON ME," Wavepaw screamed, running into the clearing.

She froze.

Filling up the camp were not her Clanmates, but impossibly beautiful she-cats.

There was Starkit. And Spottedleaf. And Goldenheart and Shineheart! And Spiritshine, and Awesomestar, and Goldenshine, and Sweetheart, and Mythspirit, and every other Mary-Sue you could think of.

"AAAAAAH!" Wavepaw screamed.

"Oh no, what's wrong?" asked Goldenheart. "I will fix it with my magical perfectness."

"Ew, rotting prey," said Spiritshine, wrinkling her nose perfectly at a sparrow that had been caught yesterday. The sparrow disappeared in a poof of sparkly gold light.

"Said?" spluttered Wavepaw. "I've been roleplaying for eight months and I have never once used said."

Goldenshine tossed her head. "Said is too boring for me!" she said.

Wavepaw facepawed.

"I declare myself leader of Mary-SueClan!" Starkit proclaimed.

"I'm deputy!" said Sweetheart.

"I shall be medicine cat," Mythspirit announced grandly.

"No, I'm the perfect medicine cat," Spottedleaf said sweetly to Mythspirit.

"Yeah, you're amazing, but I was the medicine cat in one of Wavepaw's Animal Jam OP roleplays," Mythspirit replied.

"Oh yeah," said Spottedleaf. "Let's both be medicine cats, since Mary-Sues never fight!"

"Yeah!" Mythspirit exclaimed brightly.

"And everyone will be leader!" said Awesomestar happily.

"YAYYYY!" screamed everyone.

"Ugh I'm going to throw up," Wavepaw muttered. "This is worse than Starkit's Prophecy!"

"Starkit's Prophecy is awesome!" squealed Starkit.

"AAAAAAAAH OMG GET ME OUT OF HERE," Wavepaw screamed, and ran out of camp. But before she could get there, something shoved her shoulder and she woke up.

"Wavey!" exclaimed Iceflower. "You were acting really weird in your sleep."

"AAAAAH MARY-SUECLAN!" Wavepaw screamed.

"Uh-oh," Juniperpaw muttered.

"Better go get Kat and Winterpaw," Goldenpaw replied, running off.

"Maybe she needs Owlwater to be silly and cheer her up," Laurelpaw suggested.

"Or you and I and Sunnystripe singing," Lupinepaw added.

"BUT MARY-SUECLAN," Wavepaw screamed again.

Suddenly a voice was heard from the clearing.

"Uh-oh, Flo," Emberdawn meowed. "Is there supposed to be purple sparkly fur in camp?"

"I don't think so," Cypresswind responded.

"AAAAAAAAAAH MARY-SUECLAN!" all the apprentices screamed.

THE END

But is it really...?

"Nah I'm too lazy to do more," meowed Wollowpaw.

"But next time we can do OPClan!" Frostfeather protested.

"YEAH LET'S DO IT!" screamed Airwave.

"Oh no..." Wavepaw muttered.

Gigglepaw laughed.

DUN DUN DUN THE REAL END

"NOT" Foxstep screamed.

"Okay guys let's really end this now please..." Wavepaw sighed.

"I ORDER YOU WITH SENIOR WARRIOR POWERS TO END IT," Stormy Sea yelled.

"Fine..." sighed all the apprentices.

But Fernfall winked at them.

So the story ended.

But just for now....

A/N: I own all the Mary-Sue characters except Spottedleaf, Mythspirit, Starkit, and sparkleFur. No offense to anyone with this story!