Happy Stupid Fucking Birthday (Dark x Reader)

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Nobody ever remembers my birthday anymore. Not even Mark and he and I are pretty close. I guess when you only have a birthday every 4 years people can forget but still. It makes me feel pretty bummed out. I don't need a party, presents, or anything like that but someone acknowledging my birthday would make me pretty darn happy. 

February 29th. My birthday. As an adult birthdays are really just another date on the calendar, but my birthday was special. It only came once every 4 years. So far, no one had paid any attention to it besides my parents. That's no big deal, parents don't forget when their kids are born. I am anticipating another uneventful birthday. One where I just did what I normally would. Go to work if I had to (which I don't for 2 days), chill out, and then go to bed. How exciting. Not. I decided to go for a walk in the park. I loved the park. While I was walking around I saw a familiar looking black dog. I waited for it to turn around and sure enough, it had silver eyes. Dark recognized me right away and followed me to a secluded area so we could talk. "What are you doing here?" I asked, dumbfounded. "I come here to check out hot chicks who are jogging." "As a dog? What do you do, hump their legs?" "Tried that once...did not end well. I just go behind a tree and change then go introduce myself. Pretty good idea, eh (y/n)?" I shrugged. "I mean whatever floats your boat I guess." I scratched him behind the ears. "Just be mindful of animal control." Dark licked my hand and scoffed. "Please. They'd capture me, and I'd disappear out of the back of their van before they could even pull up to the shelter." I shrugged again. "Just saying." I said. "So what are you doing out here? Scoping out hot guys? There's one right next to you...but he looks like a dog right now." Dark winked. "I'm just here for a walk. Today's my birthday, and as usual, nobody cares." Dark looked at me with a blank stare. "Your birthday?" he asked. "Yep. Only comes once in four years." Dark turned his head a bit. "Does Mark know?" he asked. "He forgot, or so it appears." Suddenly, Dark took off behind a tree. He came walking over in his usual form. "So you have no plans then?" He asked, leaning against the tree. "Nope." I said, flatly. "Well...what if you came over later and hung out for awhile?" I thought about it. "I really don't have anything going on,so I don't see why not. What time?" "Say 7?" he suggested. I nodded. "Sounds good." I said, waving. "Oh and (y/n)?" Dark started. I looked back at him. "Happy birthday." I smiled. Finally, acknowledgment. "Thanks." I said, turning to leave. It was already going on noon. I figured I'd go and see if anyone had text me or anything. Nope. Figures. I laid on my couch and looked at Mark's new uploads. My phone dinged at me and it was Mark. What a coincidence. 

Mark: Hi you! Been a bit, how goes it?

Me: What's up? I'm fine...yeah it has been a minute. You've been back from Ohio for like a week now :)

Mark: Sorry, things have been busy. I got behind my normal schedule and people were really busting my balls about it.

Me: I understand. Well-what's up? lol

Mark: Nothing. Just wondering how my good friend was doing.

Me: Well I'm good.

Mark: Great. I'm glad. I'll have to do some cleaning up and stuff then we should go swimming or something. Sound good?

Me: Always

Mark: :)

I couldn't, yet could believe it. He really had forgotten. I felt pretty shitty about the whole thing, but I couldn't get mad. Forgetting happens. It's not like I'm his girlfriend or something. I sighed and pulled my little blanket over me. A nap always makes me feel better.

I woke up around four, surprised by how long I had been sleeping. No contact from any of my friends. I shook my head. I decided to go out shopping for something nice to wear over to Dark's. It'd been awhile since I had bought any new clothes. I figured I needed something nice, plus, it was my birthday. There were quite a few nice stores just up the street and the weather was pleasant so I decided to go on foot. I tried on about a hundred outfits but only one appealed to me. A pair of black and red lace up skinny jeans and a very low cut cami. I only wear dark clothes. I hate bright colors. I bought my outfit and tried it on at home. Still looked good. I checked the clock. I had eaten up hours. It felt like I was gone for 5 minutes. I rushed to my car and made the relatively quick trip over to Dark's house. I straightened my outfit and knocked. Dark opened the door. "Right on time." he said, inviting me in. "Sit." he said. I sat on the couch. He looked at me for a long time. I was trying to figure out what exactly he was staring at, but I couldn't figure it out. He walked away and then approached me with a cake. I melted. "That's the nicest I've ever seen you be." I said, covering my mouth a bit. "Happy stupid fucking birthday, (y/n)." he said, pretending to be much more disinterested than he was. I giggled. "Thanks, asshole." I said. I got a wild idea. I waited for Dark to set the cake down, and then I smashed his face into it. He looked at me, with frosting and cake smeared all over his face. He removed his glasses and set them on the coffee table, wiping the mess from his eyes. "Well aren't you just a bitch?" he said, looking over at me. I laughed. "I've always wanted to do that to someone." He smiled. "Lick it off." he said, leaning towards me. I hesitated. I was pretty nervous...I'd never done something like that. To me, that was kinky. However, I did stick my tongue out and lick his face a bit. Through the course of licking his face, I wound up sucking his neck a bit by mistake. He tensed up at the feeling. I backed off, a bit embarrassed. He looked at me with a bit of lust in his eyes. I peered over at him. "You were trying to get me to do that, weren't you?" Dark winked at me. "It worked, too." he said. I blushed. He removed his shirt and wiped his face off. "I've gotta wash this off." he said, standing. I stuck a finger in the frosting and licked it off deliberately. "Don't tease me, girl." Dark said, walking off to wash his face. Suddenly I had an idea. I waited until Dark had disappeared, then I stripped down to only panties and smeared frosting on my chest. I crept into Dark's room and very casually sat on the bed, pretending to not be paying attention to anything or anyone. I waited patiently, secretly a bit nervous that Dark might not like it. I heard the water stop, followed by footsteps. I posed myself a bit more seductively. Dark walked past his room, then backtracked. He raised an eyebrow at me. "Hi." I said. Dark said nothing, he just walked over to me, eyeballing me. He swiftly attacked my neck with kisses and love bites, pinning me down. He worked his way down to my chest, licking off the frosting in his path. My toes curled, the suspense was killing me. He continued to lick down to my panty line, securing his teeth around my lace panties. He carefully bit down and pulled my delicate panties off with his teeth. On his way back up, he dipped his tongue into my wet heat. I arched my back. "God, yes Dark!" I moaned, bucking my hips. "I forgot. I got you a gift." he said, crawling on top of me. "Oh?" I asked. "Yeah..." he said, pressing his member against my opening. "ME." With that, he thrust his entire length into me. I gasped at the sudden pleasure. I dug my nails into his shoulders, begging him not to stop. He pounded away into me as hard as he could. "Ah, fuck...(y/n)..." he moaned in his sexy, strangled voice. My walls tightened and my clit throbbed as he kept ramming into me as deep as he could. "Dark...I...I'm gonna cum!" I managed to moan out as I felt my release rapidly approaching. "Cum for me (y/n)." Dark panted. That I did. I released harder than I ever had. Dark followed me, almost growling throughout the ordeal. He laid on top of me momentarily before laying on his side. "Happy birthday." he said, catching his breath and looking over at me. "First one I've ever had in a long time." I replied, embracing him.

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