Conversation 11: Percy and Athena
Percy: hey Lady Athena
Percy: Question: can I have my cock out of your Parthenon?
Athena: PERCY. That is disgusting. I'm on Olympus. Call your idiot father. You're not being funny, and STAY AWAY FROM ANNABETH.
Percy: Oh my gods sorry...
Percy: I wrote cook out. The camp is having a cook out in front of the Parthenon in Athens.
Athena: Your idiot father should've taught you better than this.
Percy: IT WAS AN GODSDAMN AUTOCORRECT
Conversation 12: Zeus and Thalia
Thalia: What's new on Olympus? Anything fun?
Zeus: Eh, same old, same old.
Zeus: Did your brother tell you that he got AIDS this semester?
Thalia: WHAT? WTF? No one told me. I'm calling you.
Zeus: sorry not AIDS. All A's- not sure what happened. My phone changed it.
Thalia: Oh thanks the gods. I was about to go to cabin 1 and yell at Jason for having AIDS. WOW DAD WOW.
Conversation 13: Ares and Clarisse
Ares: how's Camp half-blood?
Clarisse: great, how's everything back at mount Olympus?
Ares: so far so good, taking care of your Rottweiler pussy. Thought I pulled a dick out of your pussy.
Clarisse: A what out of where?
Ares: a tick out of your puppy. Dammit.
Clarisse: LOL dad.
Conversation 14: Athena and Malcolm
Athena: where are you?
Malcolm: coming to mount Olympus, just got suspended.
Athena: GODS DAMN IT MALCOLM. What did you do now?
Athena: I am really pissed off.
Athena: you're in big trouble, mister.
Malcolm: whoa mom. Chill out. I got suspenders. For dad for his birthday.
Conversation 15: Aphrodite and Piper
Piper: hey mom can you do me a favor?
Aphrodite: hi what's up?
Piper: can you help me get this tampon out?
Aphrodite: Piper are you serious? You're almost 16. Call your doctor if the string broke.
Piper: OH MY GODS WTF no that is not what I meant
Piper: I wrote tangle, there is a huge knot in my hair from swimming with Leo and Jason! Lol haha funny!
Conversation 16: Leo and Katie
Leo: everything is ok with your bed. The screws seem to be in place, but the back board is a little loose. And don't worry! Have fun at the party! I wasn't invite anyway...
Leo: oh and PS, I smelled your panties on the way in. THEY. SMELL. LIKE. HEAVEN.
Katie: LOL LEO! Reread your text, LMFAO
Leo: Pansies! Oh my gods, that was embarrassing. I swear I would never do that to you.
Katie: sure Leo... sure... and get away from my panties! Lol! Hahaha!
Conversation 17: Poseidon and Percy
Poseidon: where do you want me to hang up these photos of the sea by Ansel Adams?
Percy: please put that one in the cabin, above the black blowupdoll
Percy: oh gods
Poseidon: Black blow up doll, eh? Where's that exactly?
Percy: no dad I'm sorry.
Percy: the black bureau
Poseidon: let's pretend this convo never happened.
Percy: got ya dad.
Conversation 18: Annabeth and Athena
Annabeth: There's a burglar in my cabin!
Athena: OH MY GODS CALL CHIRON IM COMING INTO CAMP HALF BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Annabeth: No there's a burglar in my cabin!
Athena: I know I'm coming. Annabeth call Chiron I'm coming there.
Annabeth: there's a S P I D E R in my cabin!
Athena: a spider? Are you kidding me? Go call Chiron.
Conversation 19: Demeter and Katie
Demeter: Hello Katie if you are not busy, I would love it if you could munch on my box later
Demeter: MUNCH on my box like we talked about on Monday
Demeter: OH Crap.
Katie: Uh...
Demeter: m u l c h my garden box please thanks love mom.
Katie: haha wow mom.
Conversation 20: Hera and Ares
Ares: Hey mom, dad broke his arm.
Hera: OHMYGODS is he ok? What happened?
Ares: he slipped and fell on the black dick
Ares: the black dick I mean
Ares: the back dick
Hera: why is Zeus riding black dicks? LFMAO! Do you mean "back deck"?
Ares: yes black dick. Passed out on pain pills now.
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