Chapter Twenty-Five: Best in Show!

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"WHOOOOOOO!" Flowey threw his leaves in the air as Clifford ran like the wind. "FASTER CLIFFORD! RUN LIKE YOU'RE ON FIRE!"

"whoa hey now, that's not safe! RUN LIKE SOMEONE ELSE IS ON FIRE AND THEY'RE CHASING YOU!" yelled Sans, his eyes blazing blue and swirling with madness. He felt great, like he could take on anything and anyone...for the first time in his life he felt COMPLETELY safe. He knew he was safe with Papyrus, but there was always a chance something might happen to him when he wasn't around.

It's not like his little brother was handcuffed to his wrist after all.

I should probably do that.

Yeah, yeah that's exactly what I should do!

Papyrus loves me, he'd love to have an excuse to always be with me! THAT'S what I'll do for Present Day, even though we missed it. I'll handcuff me and my bro together and he'll never have to worry about my safety ever again.

I wonder what he got me? Do I get two presents because he's also the Great Papyrus? Do I get one from him and the other one from my knight? Is that greedy?

...No, no I'm a princess. I'm HIS princess. He won't mind getting me two presents, he loves seeing me smile as much as I love seeing HIM smile...

Clifford zoomed happily towards his destination like a bolt of lightning with his tongue hanging out. Trees and roads became coated with saliva as he went, his skinned ears flopping freely in the breeze.

"Uh Smiley? What are you doing?" Flowey had looked over to see Sans suddenly wearing the dress Mettaton had planned to wear during his play a couple days ago. The skeleton was staring at a tube of lipstick contemplatively.

"i'm trying to decide if i should wear lipstick or not. i don't have lips, but i can draw them or trace the outside of my smile...but would that look good or bad?"

"..."

Clifford reached a highway and jumped onto it causing several cars to honk at them. "HEY GET THAT THING OUTTA THE ROAD FONT!" said a human male in one of the cars.

 "HEY GET THAT THING OUTTA THE ROAD FONT!" said a human male in one of the cars

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This crap is why I left Chicago...

HONK HONK!

"HEY TAKE IT EASY, I'M A FUCKING PRINCESS!"

"GET OUT OF THE ROAD YOU PSYCHOPATH!"

"CLIFFORD! i demand that you devour that impudent PEASANT!"

"CLIFFORD! i demand that you devour that impudent PEASANT!"

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