THE SOLDIERS AND DJINN GLARED AT EACHOTHER UNTIL Kyubi spoke up "Just so we are clear, what exactly are you 2 hear for?", the small djinn replied "That voice, you must be the 1 who managed to kill Radish, aren't you?". Kyubi looked shocked as the Djinn finished "Didn't Radish clue you in? Our devil eyes double as transmitters!", Cabbage turned towards the small djinn "Weird, this one's immortal too...". The small one answered "You're right, it makes sense now that he'd be able to kill Radish.", Kyubi freaks as Fusagi summarized "No wonder you were afraid, maybe immortals can kill other immortals!". The small djinn replied "In addition to above average power level, we have mysterious abilities as well. We can also perform magical abilities... If I had to guess, I'd say you know the secret we need to know!". Fusagi repeated "Secrets!!!?", Cabbage replied "White magic is the only reason we're even here to begin with! You may be immortal too, but you and your friends are like bugs to us!". Kyubi leers "Heh... Thanks to you, I know why I am afraid... but you are wrong, my magic sucks...". He took a fighting stance "As you will soon learn, now let us find out who the bug is!!!", meanwhile Stein spoke to Momo "No wonder Kyubi was afraid, this is why he felt fear and decided trained Mira... he instinctively knew he could die. I can imagine what would happen to the kids:They couldn't hurt Kyubi, and he never trained seriously comared to the djinn...". Meanwhile the small djinn commands"If you won't tell us how to use white magic, we'll just beat the information out of you", the big djinn laughed as he stared at them! "981... 1120... 1083... Guys! Do you really think we can't handle that kind of power! like that!!!!?". The small djinn spoke as his eye turned normal... "Turn off your devil eye Cabbage, these fools can manipulate their energy at will. These things are worthless to us now.", Cabbage's eye turned back "Yeah... you're right. That weakling Radish was killed because of these things...". Kyubi looked freaked out! "That weakling Radish!!!?", Fusagi replies "Radish is the guy you and Yui teamed up on and just barely managed to beat him!". The small djinn turns towards Cabbage "Let's see what these guys can do, we can ask about white magic later... We still have 6 saibamen, don't we Cabbage?", Cabbage leered "Heh heh You sure like to play around Vassago...". The soldiers laughed "Cabbage!!?", "Vassago!!?". Kyubi laughed hard "Why... wh... why are they named like vegetables.... but the midget has such a chucking crazy, freakish name!!? What the hell is up with these guys!!!?", Cabbage ingores them as he planted seeds in the ground... "These things are like planting little Radishes...". The solders watched in horror as little green men grew out of the ground!!! Fusagi yelled as they glared at them "Yeeesh! I don't like the look of them... they look like piles feces with red glowing eyes and limbs!", Vassago ordered one of the saibamen... "Get those disrespectful mother duckers!", they all suddenly heard something running up! "Zolo!!!" Chiba ran up by him "Chiba!". Seiro flew by them "Sorry I'm late!", Vassago leers "A clown car must've drove up somewhere....", Cabbage finished his sentence "Clowns must have a death wish...". Zolo aked as he glared at the saibamen "I thought there were only 2 djinn?", Fusagi answered "Alot happened, now there's more!". Vassago smiles "Interesting, there are 6. The exact number of saibamen we have! Why don't each of you take turns fighting are soldiers, we'll make a game of it!", Kyubi cried "A game!!? Do not be absurd! Quit beating around the bush! Let us settle this right now!". Fusagi tried to calm him down "This could work until our advantage! Let's buy time until Yui arrives!", Zolo yelled "All this talking is boring!!! I'll show you what a waste of time these crap colored guys are!". Vassago sent one at him! "Don't hold back!", Zolo charged the saibaman! "HYAH!!!!". The saibaman fired acid at him! he slapped it away and cut it in half!!! Cabbage looked surprised "There's no way!", the soldiers cheered as Vassago leered excited "HEH HEH HEH Goin' to have a good time♪ We may have some entertainment after all..."... Cabbage freaked "That's impossible!!! It's like he killed Radish in 1 attack!", Vassago leers "Use your head, that just means their powers greater...". Cabbage smiles sarcastically "Fine, I'll calm myself... They were just like our children...", Vassago suddenly yells at another one "Your comrade under estimated his opponent! Do not screwing yourselves too!!! ". Fusagi walks up "I guess, I'll...", Seirro stepped in front of her "I'll go! I'll show them playtime's over!". Vassago leered excitedly "A cool guy!",the saibaman ran to him!!! Seirro rushed him! They both disappeared!!! Mira freaked "Where'd they...", Kyubi replied irritated "Idiot! They are moving at high speed! Feel them with Soul Preception! You're the only 1 who can not see them!". Mira then felt them!!! The saibaman suddenly tried to grab Seirro! He dodged then used Soul Dominance! He pushed the alien through the dirt!!! Cabbage looked agitated "Again...", Seirro lands by the hole made... "These monsters aren't as tough as you think... I'll take care of the others by myself...". Vassago leered "Heh heh, it's too early to celebrate.", the saibaman suddenly jumped on Seirro! He exploded before anyone could help him! Kyubi stared in horror "He self destructed!!!?", Fusagi rushed to the body!!! "He's dead... He knew this would happen, that's the idiot tried to fight instead of letting me! How am I going to break it to... Touka...(Yui MIGHT care too...)". Cabbage yells "What the hell!!!? I don't wanna see a draw!", Vassago leers"Remove that crap!!! He's f'ing up the battlefield". Fusagi turned towards the djinn "Get back all of you!!! This is what I've been training for!!!", she fired "PK BEAM Ω!!!". A giant beam slowly flew to the Djinn and saibamen! Everyone backed away except Zolo! Kyubi yelled "Amazing power, but no speed! There is no way the blast will land!". The saibamen tried to run! The beam automatically went up in the air, and fell on everyone!!! It killed everyone except the djinn!!! Mira smiled "Amazing Fusagi!!", a saibaman suddenly rushed Mira! "GIIIH!" Kyubi grabbed it's arm... "To hell with you!" he pushed his arm in the alien, then threw it up!!! "Oi!!!" he fired a pillar of ice through it, disintegrating it! Mira ran up to him "Thanks Kyubi!", Kyubi leered "You can keep your thanks, I was not doing it to save you. (???) I just needed a little warm up before the real fight begins!". They suddenly heard Vassago as the smoke clears! "Hehhehheh, Let's hope it is a real fight! Didn't you say you wanted to quit wasting time!!!!?", Cabbage added "It'll be over real soon!♪♡". Fusagi and everyone freaked out! "I put everything I had into that attack!!!", Cabbage walked up to them "Lemme do it, I'll play with 5 at once!". Vassago answers "Suit yourself...", Cabbage took a fighting stance "Thanks!♪". He used Soul Star!!? The earth shook from what little soul he had left!!! Everyone except Zolo freaked out!!! As Cabbage's snake shaped soul flowed from him!!! "Here it comes" Kyubi shouts as electricity flew off the djinn!
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