YUI SPEAKS TO HER TEAM "Kimblee's right hand is tattooed with the sun symbol, and his left with moon. Yin and Yang essentially. When the triangles are placed on top of eachother, they make a hexagram, a symbol which represents 4 basic elements. When his hands are together, Kimblee creates a transmutation circle that causes explosive reactions.", Miles asks "I thought you were going to say, the game Pokemon: Sun and Moon. We just need to take out his hand somehow?". She replies "...But he also has a philosopher's stone, that's gonna give us some problems...", meanwhile the major walks through Soul hoshi Topeka academy. Seirro notices her "Oh, if it isn't 1 of ours...", she turns "I'm amazed a greenhorn brat like you, made it here. Who's balls did you have to fondle to get here?!!!". Seirro shouts "I got here like everyone else you hag!!!", she glared "I have important crap to deal with: the fuhrer summoned me... I'll slice you into pack of ham, later...". Seirro replied "Instead of being so damn hard, we should try to...", she interrupts "Get along? You treating me to dinner? If you don't mind bankruptcy, I'll gladly join you.". He glared "Never mind, I only eat with people without dead bodies up there ass.", the general answers "Have no balls ourselves do we?". Seirro sighed "Shit... how about I get you flowers? We should resonate at least little bit...", she walked away "That so?". The woman walked into the fuhrer's room "Now general Major, Dr, prof, Armstrong... I want a explanation for general Raven's disappearance. What did you do to him...", she thought as she spoke "He's not going to buy it...", she said "Your excellency, why would you let such a spineless faggot, idiot in your trust?". He asked "You eliminated him then?", she answers "You have no need for THINGS like him. Gay men, who carried AIDS, CLAPS and Gorrhea won't advance your cause.". The fuhrer then asks "...Shit... You gave the order?", she answers "I took care of it personally, I can excavate the body, along with my stained glove, deep within the academy.". He then glared " What did he tell you?", she replied "About the immortal army, america's plot... the humonculous, and your true identity. He revealed as he jizzed to his soldiers...". He inhaled "Damn... Knowing this, you still answered my summons?", she answers "Let me have that foolish buffoon's seat, please.". He laughs "Hm Hmaaaa hmaaa hahahahahahaha!!! Interesting, very interesting!!! I love it, you struggle so desperately human!!!", he appears in front of her!!! "Very well! You shall have your seat! And in exchange, control of siberia's academy, will given to my subordinates." . She answers. "As you wish. They're all exemplary soldiers, I trained personally, and yours to command.", later she walks into a room with a round table filled with monsters... "Welcome Major General Olivia Otori Armstrong. Please take your seat.". Meanwhile in Yukon soul hoshi a soldier spoke with Bakkakali(???) "You can't catch a baby tiger without sneaking into the mother's den, and the general pretty much charged in there, didn't she?", "Yes, they'll put some dick in here soon...". His comrade answers "They don't know we think like robots, all with the same will... that's what makes Yukon, yukon.", Bakkakli answers "The bear and tiger will soon devour eachother..." blood poured from his nose... Meanwhile Seirro walked into topeka's cafeteria "Is this seat taken?", Fusagi looks up "??? Go ahead...". Seirro sits down "You're such a fucking lady...", she shouts "You shouldn't talk to a lady like that, fool!!! It's hard to maintain myself with this bullchip happening". He answers "Even though I agree with "this is bull" part, I hate we gotta put up with this, at least be cool in here...", Fusagi frowns " If you keep acting like a butthole out of nowhere, then this'll happen idiot!". She looks into his eyes, Seirro feels something suddenly appear in his mind!!! Fusagi stood "Now your staring at my breast! I'm going back, brickwad!", Seirro sighed "I wasn't, you garbodor!!!". He looks up at the clock "Shit... I only got a few minutes to hit the bathroom!", later he sits on a toilet, then remembers what Fusagi sent to him... ", meanwhile Izumi's worker hears a car drive up to the shop. He turns to see three state alchemists "Is the alchemist, Izumi Curtis, present?", he answers "Se and her husband went or a trip, I'm watching the store whi...", "Do you know when they'll be back?" another alchemist interrupts. The worker frowns "Dunno, they usually don't come back until they feel like...", another interrupted "You sure she's not here?". He glared "Yes, I just said she ain't here, you old fuck!", another answers "We're here on Fuhrer's orders.", the worker craps himself! Meanwhile under the Topeka academy, a man in a black robe walks through the tunnels... "Huhn, this is a rare sight, you almost never come by, Pride.". A boy turns toward him, he smiles as the man walks by him "Wha's dad up to?", Pride answers "He's sleeping.". The man replied "Isn't trying to be God?!! How could he fall asleep?!!!", meanwhile Seirro remembers "The fuhrer's son... Selim Bradley's a humonculous! Are there any human beings in USA?". Meanwhile Yui explains "Philosopher stones could be liquid or powder... the souls I sensed in Kimblee's showed it's as big as a lump of coal...", Miles answered "If we could steal it, it'll be easier...". Yui turns toward him "I never seen 1 bigger than a rock, it would be hard to find it on him, I don't want to imagine how many lives you need for a bigger 1.", the snowstorm suddenly stops... Everyone goes out to murder Kimblee, Yui went to distract him while the others hid... Kimblee leers "I expected you to be here Karis...", she answers "I'm here because we were hired to be...". He laughed "Other academies teach goernment officials to sense souls, there are several here with the intent to kill...", he suddenly caused a explosion in the snow!!! Yui's suddenly fought by two chimeras, she mortally wounds the men then run into the mines with Kimblee!!! She rushed him!!! Kimblee tries to fight back, but was unable to keep up with the small girl, he loses his philosopher stone and a glove! Then drops another stone from his mouth! A explosion destroyed the mine!!! Yui fell to the bottom!!! She tries to stand, but feels a beam going through her!!! She passes out from losing blood!!!!?
To Be Continued :(
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