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EVERY SURVIVING SOLDIER, RIDES THE ELEVATOR INTO THE SALEM BASEMENT AS MIRA EXPLAINS "This'll be easy: most of us will either fly or position ourselves to the center of the room, once the creeps gather to us, we'll shoot them all in the eyes at once! Then 7 of us, with highest athletic ability, will fly down from the rafter and slit their necks!", Zolo leered "No problem, I coupd do that all myself!". Seirro glared "No, you're stuck on your own dick, it's kinda hard to fight with that bent back up in you.", some soldiers laugh as they get in position... The soldiers flew to the center of the room, the titans notice and slowly walk to them... Everyone waits until they get closer, then fire destroying their faces!!! 7 others suddenly slice their weak spots!!! Except Touka and Seirro... Zolo laughed "The fuck Seirro?!!! You can't hit a still target!!!?", Touka backed up as the Titan walks to her "I'm so sorry... Fuck, I DON'T want to be eaten alive, even if I'd survive...". Fusagi and Ana suddenly slit the titan's neck! "Are you alright?", Touka replies "No, Seirro WILL remind about this when we go home...". Seirro sighed "Sorry about that...", Ana stares "No problem...". Zolo walks to him "Fucking awesome, you work together, now let's restock before we go back out, 'ight?!", most salem soldiers evacuate... Fusagi notices how quiet everything was, then flies on top of the building... Mira follows "Fusagi? If we don't get ou...", the psychic points "That titan...". They both stare in horror to see the blonde titan being eaten alive by others!!! "Cannibalism? It's not regenerating anymore either..." Mira says, Fusagi replies "I thought it might be the 1 we needed, so we could get out of this situation, but..." Zolo scares them "I AGREE BITCHES!!!", another soldier interrupted before Fusagi's retort "Are you insane? We can finally escape this death trap!!!". Zolo leered, as Ana adds "But if it becomes our ally, it'll be more powerful than what we could do.". Mira suddenly yells "Ahhh, it's that titan that ate Zolo!!! You're supposed to slit it's...", they suddenly hear a loud boom!!!! The blonde titan slings the others off it!!!! And bites the nape of the others neck!!! It snaps it, then slams the body on a titan still trying to eat it's leg!!! Then throws both into a building!!! Then roars!!! A soldier shits his pants "What was that about helping it again?", it fell over... Zolo leered "Not suprising, it burned itself out, now lets' GTFO, I'm bore...". He notices everyone staring at it... "Hey, don't pour your attention on that stup...", he sees someone sticking out of the titans neck too!!!? Yui's unconcious body stuck out, only covered in bandages and her skirt... Fusagi lies down and carries Yui to a rooftop... then cries as Mira thought "It's Yui, but even though I saw her arm get severed, it's back... I shoulda grabbed her before Fusagi did: Yui's whole and unconcious, no telling what she's thinking...". Zolo looks at Yui then the many titan bodies... "Then Yui did all this?"... Meanwhile Yui remembered what happened "Darn it...", santa bites off her arm as she reached for Mira!!! "Ouch!!!!". Yui's swallowed into it's stomach... she freaks as she lands in a ocean of bubbling blood and bodies!!! "AAAAH! This can't happen!!! We trained for this, to beat these jerks...", she hears a soldier dying behind her. Then thought "Why is this happening? Why are they taking our lives, our dreams?", she screams "I won't give up!!! I'm going to stop them, every last 1 of these animals on earth, with my own hands!!!!". Yui's left arm suddenly grew into a titan hand!!!? And tore through santa's mouth!!! Santa fell over as Yui tore his back open!!! She roars!!! Steam covers her body as she stood!!! She then sees another titan crawling to her, Yui walks to it breaking santa's neck!!! The titan jumped at her, as she reares back "Gonna destroy them, every last 1!!!" and punches through it's open mouth!!! "That's on this earth!!!" . She flings it off her hand, then stomps it's carcass "More... More... I want to kill more!!! Many... More...", Yui starts waking up "I'll kill you all...". Mira yells "Yui!!!", the soldier jumps!!! "Wha...". She then sees her, Mira and Fusagi surrounded by salem soldiers!!!? Fusagi turns "Yui!", Mira explains "Tell us everything you know, they'll understand!". Yui stares at the soldiers, all holding swords, ready to kill her... "What I saw before... wasn't a dream?". A soldier with giant eyes suddenly walks up "Trainee Karis!!! You've gained regained consciousness, right? Your behaviour constitutes treason against human beings!!! Your lives depend on how you answer my questions!!! If you attempt to even think about twitching, I'll blow you apart, before you transform!!! I'll ask plainly, are you a titan, or human?". Yui replies "??? I'm....", he yells "DO I LOOK LIKE A FOOL!!!? FUCK WITH ME AGAIN, AND I'LL BLOW YOU TO SMITHERENES!!! RIGHT NOW TITANS LIKE YOU ARE IN WALL ROSE, I'LL BLOW YOU TO PIECES WITHOUT BATTING A EYE!!! I'LL ASK 1 MORE TIME, WHAT ARE YOU!!!?". Yui thought "I can't say anything wrong... my friends'll get hurt too... That's right, like you 2, I've always been...", she then said "Human", the man sighed "I see... don't take this personally... No man can prove... he's not the devil...". Fusagi suddenly rushes to grab Yui, as Mira tried to speak to them!!! Yui then says "I'll show you, the professor gave me something to help fight, see!", she bit her thumb! A Titan carcass suddenly appears as they fire!!! Her friends calmly look up as they can feel Yui's energy emitting from the titan body... "I remember hearing them attack and then..." Mira starts, Fusagi replies "Yui protected us...". The soldier drops from the titan's neck, "You guys OK?!!!". Mira answers "You're... really a titan?"...
To Be Continued... :O
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