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MIRA ASKS "What you mean, Yui can't come back?!!!", Touka answers "The lamps can only bring you back where you died: If we bought them back now, they'll die in space.". Mira freaks "O...ohno...", as Touka finishes "Kaio sama says, genie world didn't fall under his jurisdiction...". Everyone freaks until Vassago says "Try using your head for once: Bring thier souls or whatevever here 1st: the rest should be simple, at least...", Touka smiles "You're right!!!". Mira walks up to him, "Thanks Vassago!" the soldier says, as she hugs him! He suddenly bitchslapped her! "Don't get the wrong idea!". Mira wonders as he thinks "I have to see this Super form, she couldn't of passed me...", the genies walk up to Touka "Excuse me our earthling friend, do you know where we could stay? Until the lamps regain their power, we can't find another world with a suitable climate...". Touka laughs "You can stay in Hoshi City!!! Everyone's used to seeing ugly... (oh fuck!!! I meant...) other things there!", she turns toward Vassago "What about you? It's not like you have money for a hotel...". He rolls his eyes "FEH", Touka winks "You can stay with us too, but you better not try to get flirty: I'm a vampire, a immortal monster. I CAN "crush" you without a problem!". Vassago looks surprised "She meant something else... vulgar bitch...", the vampire then laughs"Alright everyone, I'll get everything ready!", Mira looks irritated "Could I stay at your place,Touka? I don't want to be alone with my parents, until Yui is alive again...". THE GENIES LIVE IN HOSHI CITY, UNTIL THE LAMPS REGAIN THEIR WHITE MAGIC POWER!!! THEY THEN SUMMON THE GENIE OF DREAMS, EVERYONE IN THE CITY LOOKS REALLY EXCITED TO WATCH THE GIANT MUSCULAR IMMORTAL MONSTER! Touka looks in awe with the other soldiers "The original genie's much bigger than that , gay 1 professor Stein and Mrs Momo, made!!!", The genie of dreams asks "WHAT IST THINE WISH?". Mori smiles "We can use the genie anytime, feel free to summon your homeboys back to life!", Mira smiles "Thanks Mori!!!". Touka shouts "Bring Fusagi and Yui's souls here!!!", he answered "I HAVE BOUGHT THE 1 CALLED FUSAGI... BUT CAN NOT SUMMON THE 1 CALLED YUI: I CAN NOT SUMMON SOULS OF THE LIVING.". Everyone looks surprised "Yui's alive?!!", "WTF!!!?", "Who gives 6 shits?", Touka looks upset "Then how do we?...". Mori laughs "Ask him to bring your friends here in this case!", she laughed as she turns back toward the genie "Alright, bring Fusagi back to life!". Fusagi sudden'y appears, freaked out!!! "It feels worse than eating tacos, then drinking 8 cups of cocoa to wash.... oh... everyone heard me...", Touka giggled "Yeah! Blob!!! Now to bring Yui here!!!". The dragon of dreams replies "SHE REFUSES TO COME, AND SAYS SHE'LL RETURN LATER BY HERSELF.", everyone looks in surprise "What..?", "Where's Yui living?", "Ask him to let us see Nygus naked!". Sei fell "Damn... I won't see her for months, thanks to you assholes!!! You child molesters were too evil for my preciou...", Nygus glares, Sei crawls backward "Sorry! (You're still creeps though, to normal children though)". Kyubi glares "She said she will surely come on her own, so why don't we wish back someone from Kaio's?", SEIRRO WAS WISHED BACK AS CHIBA COULD COME BACK AT ANY TIME, AND ZOLO CHOSE TO STAY AND TRAIN. AFTER THE WHITE MAGIC RECHARGES, KYUBI BRINGS EVERYONE KILLED BY VASSAGO AND HARU BACK IN THE ENTIRE YEAR! HE ALMOST COMPLETELY FORGETS HOW TO USE WHITE MAGIC AFTERWARDS, THE GENIES THEN USE THE NEXT 3 WISHES FOR ZOLO, PIZZA AND TO WARP THEM ALL TO A SUITABLE WORLD. MONTHS PASS IN A BLINK OF A SINCE YUI LEFT, BUT STILL NO SIGN OF THE GIRL UNTIL... Yui hits the academy's door! All her friends rush to the entrance, they open it to see the soldier in strange clothes!!! "YUI♡! What the chuck!!!?" Fusagi shouts! Mira yelled "YUI What happened?!!". Vassago glares from the hall "Karis Ai, we're all wondering how the fuck you made it out of self destructing world in seconds!", Seirro glares "I hate to agree with the half naked serial killer but, Kaio sama said your energy was dropping FAST, there's no way you could've flew away...". Yui laughed "I don't rememer anything after watching Fusagi die... everything went black, until I woke up in a world called Spectre! They told me, they found me somehow, and decided to save me from genie world", Vassago leers "That explains the bizarre clothes of yours: they belong to the Spectrians, right?". Yui giggles "When we became friends, they gave me this since my dress was all ripped up!", the djinn glares " Knowing you, you didn't come back empty handed... Spectres lack strength, but know bizarre techniques! You learned from them, didn't you?". Seirro glares "What's with the constant questions fag??", Fusagi adds "And why are you racists?: You hated the genies, us and... you didn't even care about your own race... you really are a...". Yui laughs "He's just interested in the technique!", Touka smiles "Come on, show us!". Yui laughed"I didn't have much time to learn alot, so I was able to learn a trick called Change Energy", everyone wondered "Change Energy?". Zolo looked excited "WTH!!?", Yui smiled "You want to see it? With this, feel your own self. We use our souls originally to use more power, but this draws more energy from you without danger... use the energy in your body without moving your body... then depending on your personality and type of energy, your body will turn into something... your energy will change!". Yui reared back, then punched!!! Her arm streched alll the way down the hallway!!! Then snaps back!!! Vassago leers "Hmph, changing energy? The only thing I saw was a manipulated rubber/string ornenergy arm!". He walks to Yui, "See... it's a realistic looking form of her energy...", he pulls Yui's arm, it stretches!!! Then snaps back like rubber?!!! Everyone excitedly trains to learn "KEA ENERGY".
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