SOUL * HOSHI

Damage Report

Continued... :)

KASHII AND OIMO LEER AT THE FRANKYS "Time to kick some ass!!!", "Yeah, I think so too!". The Frankys freak out "They're huge!!!! The monsterous strength death trio, looks cute compared to them!!!", the Franky giants watch the huge giants walk closer "Hey we know what to do!!!", "We're the only 1's that can do this!!!", "The strength we got from dismantling won't be far off from the giants!!!". The trio then screams "MONSTEROUS STRENGTH DEATH TRIO!!!! MOTHER FUCKE...", Kashii and Oimo easily beat them!!! The Frankys freak out, "Oh  damned Shit!", Kashii laughs "We're natural born fighters!", Oimo finishes "We have a different kind of blood... than some humans that are defected from stretched bones, giagantism or some strange birth defect... What the hell's up, with you guys???!". The Frankys try to fight them for a long time... "We can't lose!!! We have to open the door and let Rocketman pass!!!". They fought  until they see Kashi look up??? He's suddenly chewed by their giant Yagaras!!!! The Frankys look up to see Zombai, Kiwi, Mozu and the mechanics riding them!!! "Zombai!!! Kiwi!!! Mozu!!!!", he answers "Sorry! It took a long time to get the Yagara ready for land!!!". He sees the giants knocked out, bleeding "They were our best guys!!!!", Kiwi orders "Don't lose your cool!! Mozu!", Mozu answers "Roger Kiwi!!!". They cut Kashii's shoe!!! He falls, Kasanoda pulls him down as he tilted, Zonbai shoots his face as he fell!!! Nakazawa and Tilestone nails his face to the ground, as Zonbai makes faces at Oimo. The giant swung as he jumps off Kashii!!! He hits his friends face!!!  "OAO WHOA!!!!!!! KASHIII!!!!", the giant deflates as Oimo freaks out! Kasanoda "Yes!1 down!!!  1 to go!!!". Meanwhile a officer reports to Mifilis, "Sir! Kashii and Oimo are... holding them off at the front gate!", "Have you captured Karis?!!!". The officer replied "Sir!!! the report is 400!", Mifilis shouted "WTH!!!? The fuck that means?!!". Yui beat the army as the officer answers "It's the damage report, sir!!!", the chief freaked out!!! "You're saying 400 of you shits are down?!!!". He answered "Ah... no sorry, allow me to correct that...", the officer then thought "Since 100 more just went down just now...". Mifilis shouted "Of course!!! There's only 1 of them!!! You morons aren't trash! If there damage, report correctly.", the officer replied "Yes... 5...". Another officer flung into his head!!! Mifilis answered "5... idiot how could you mistake 5 for 400!!!", he turns off his cell "So this Karis Ai, Yui, is sneaking around not fighting... of course, no 1 would face that many soldiers unless they were insane!!!", he hears another officer "Sir!!! Mori and company are here!!!!", CP9 walks in... Meanwhile Kokoro alerts the other soldiers "Alright, it's been 5 minutes... the 2 gates should be open now!!!", Chimney and Gnobe cheers. The grandma finishes "We'll go in 1 at a time... Punk guy, we'll leave the iron railing to you!!!", Kirik answers "Leave it to me...". Meanwhile Mori greets his chief "We're here, sir.", Mifilis smiles cheerily(?) "Ah... CP9: Mori, Haruhi, Tasumi and Kaoru!", Haruhi adjusts her glasses... "That's sexual harassment.", "For saying your  name?!!!".  Mifilis calms down, "Bring the criminals in!". The officers walk Franky and the psychic in his room "I couldn't be happier!!!!! Monkey Flam, the criminal who hurt over 50 civilians, and cracked my head in HALF!!!! And the devil: Fusagi Tsunou arrested for destroying a entire american army!!!", he leers "The USA knows what's needed to bring justice to the world, the only thing that can create word peace is a: 1 world order! Absolutism!!! Anyone like that fat fucker merman:Tom who refuses to give us what we want, is a traitor who deserves death!!". Franky glares "!!! The reason Tom sacrificed his life was to protect the blueprints...", he bites Mifilis's head!!! "Was to protect them from scum like you!!!". The chief screams "Get him off, OMG!!!! I'm going to die!!!! Dear lord!!! Save me!!!", Tamaki jumps to him "Yo yoi! Yes sir!!!'. Tamaki pushes his pole between them and hits Franky, prying him lose, and flinging Mifilis into the cieling!!!! "Spandammit!!!". Meanwhile a officer tries to call Mifilis, "Sir, this is main island defense!!! Sir, Mifilis, please respond!!!", another officer asks "Did he leave his phone on vibrate??? Or off???", "No way... that's a beginner's mistake...". Meanwhile officers stand on a building, "Hey!!! Where did Karis go?", Yui shouts "Right below you!!!!". She kicks straight up!!! "Gum Kazan!!!!", the top of the building breaks into pieces!!! She then pushes a wall down, then punches "Gum gatling!!!". Pieces of the building fires into the army!!! They try to contact Mifilis again "Mifilis sir, please respond!!! Tell us how to proceed!!! Karis Ai, Yui isn't going to stop!!!". Meanwhile a officer wakes up another navy soldier... "It's so noisy, why did you wake me?", "Ah!!! Your honor, a soldier has infiltrated the island itself... We can't contact director Mifilis!!! Please take over command!!!". A three headed judge stands!!!! "A rouge soul hoshi soldier?!!!  I declare them guilty of all charges!!!", "Yes!!!", "Don't be so strict, let tis 1 be innocent", "Yes!!!". The middle head speaks again "I will be neutral in this matter!!! So I sentence her to death!!!", the other heads bang into the middle head "YOU IDIOT!!!". The officers shout "Your honor, please give us a order!"!!!!

To Be Continued... :O