SOUL * HOSHI

Vassago's Rampage!?

THE SOLDIERS AND VASSAGO STARE AT CREAM AS HE WALKS TO THEM "Okay Vassago chan, it's our turn! You bitches feel free to help Vassago chan! Those crappy moves won't work on me...", Cheese yells "Son of a bitch! Those are ours Vassago!". Fusagi glares "They're mocking us...", Cream poses "It's the moment, for the dream, the almighty, delicious: Cream!!!!". They stare at him "...", Vassago uses Soul Star!!!! His soul grows bigger (as his contract is gone), and he has gets much stronger!!! He charges Cream!!! Vassago hits him, then slingshots back to him before the man falls and double fisted him inside the ground!!!! He then threw him into a boulder and fired "Apocalypse Flash!!!!", Fusagi and Mira dodged "Oh snap!", "Fuck!!! fuckity fucking dammit!". A huge mushroom cloud explosion reverberated from the shot!!! Vassago fired again!!! "I'M NOT FINISHED YET!!!". A blinding fire grew from the destruction!!!! Fusagi looked at where Cream was standing "He... he did it!? Wow, he won the fight in a blink of a eye! It's f'd up how strong he gotten!!!", Mira and Vassago start shaking in terror!!! "He's still alive...". Fusagi stood "It... can't be...", the smoke reveals Cream posing with his legs crossed "Hiiiiiiii♡ The name's Cream, I am, every man's dream! I am the mean, grean, machine: Salty Cream!!!", Mira freaks "He... he hasn't taken any damage at all!!!" And why the hell did he say he was green???. The now naked monster leers excitedly. "What a show off, meanwhile we're the 1's breathing whoever was enjoying him last night..." Cheese coughs. Cream shouts "CREAM.... KICK!!!!", Vassago looks in horror "That's a knee, no..." he's kneed in the teeth!!!!  Vassago flies back towards Cream "HYAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!". They start fighting!!! "That's more like it Vassago chan, you're stonger than I thought!", he elbows Vassago in the dirt... The djinn tries to fly away and throws a fireball!!! Cream appears behind him!!! "♪Yoo hoo!!!♡♪". He knocks him in the water!!! Vassago swims as fast he can, then slingshots back into his stomach!!! Cream grabs him, then piledrives him into the island "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!NOT MY BUTTHOLE!!!!!". He snatches him out of the dirt crater "Don't go dying on me yet Vassago chan", Vassago fires into his head! He falls over as Vassago stands up... Cream hops up too, "!!!" "Allright! That's more like it!!!" the now burnt, bloody, bald monster says!!! Cheese laughs "Heheheheheh". Cream stands as if he never moved or was even hit "If you have any more moves, you should do 'em now. I'm getting horny...", Vassago thought as he glared "OMG! what the hell!!!? I knew he was strong, but this is absurd!" He frowns "Ewwww, He's going too... no don't!". Cream poses, bending over in Vassago's face "Your hole is mine!", Fusagi glared "...Mira if he does kill Vassago, they're coming after us next. There's no way we can hurt 'em, I'm not even sure Yui can! At this point, it's all or nothing...". Mira freaked "Huh!!!? Right...", (Meanwhile a lamp hurtles toward the world, preparing to land...). Cream yells "Here comes my big finish!♡", as he dabs...? Fusagi glares "Alright Mira, Vassago doesn't have the strength to dodge the next attack!", Cream screamed "CREAM ERASER GUN!!!!!!". He fired a beam out of his mouth!!!? Mira and Fusagi flew towards the fighters!!!!... Fusagi kicked Cream's head, cutting the beam off, Mira moved Vassago! The beam hit a island!!! The explosion made it look like night time!!!! Vassago slowly stands, "Wh... who asked you to touch me whore?!!! Fool, if you had enough time to pull me out of the way, you had enough time to attack him! Your sentimentality makes me want to eat out of my own asshole!" he shouts as blood pours from his eyes. Fusagi freaks "He blew away the ground... and warped the planet! That kinda power is completely terrifying!!!!", she hears Cream as he stands  "That was a sneaky move, that pop you gave me, made me close my mouth...". He stands up, smiling, blood pours from his mouth "My teetch are gone now... I might be a little upset about that.", he yells "Hey Butter! Cheese!  Do me a favor, and let me take the hos too? Okay? Huh?". Cheese shouts "Alright puss, but you're gonna give hand jobs later!", Cream leers "There you have it, you're all fucked now!". He kicks Fusagi hard!!!! She bounces off the ground and screeches to a stop... "FUUUUUSAAAAAGIIIIIII!!!!!" Mira screams!!! She flies to her! "Fusagi...", the psychic answers "All... my bones... I hurt... so... frick... ing... ba... I can't even cry... my face is... stuck... smil...ling... We're... dead... We can't stand... up... to...or... run... It's all ove...". Cream laughed "Shoot, now I done it! I used too much power, I like crying while I pound 'em.", Mira glared "I'll do as much as I can!!!". Meanwhile Snail flies back to the grand genie as Mira get's beaten by Cream!!! "Sorry, I can't leave you elder... forgive me filthy mouthed humans". She fires a "Soulmeha!!!" He blows it back towards her!!! Mira flies away from her attack, but Cream chops her neck!!!!  Meanwhile Haru says bored "Awesome, you got all the lamps..." captain Milky answers "I am truly honored Harusako". Haru looks down "Finally eternal life, in my hands. What wonderful joy.", captain Milky asks "Would you like a  joyus celebratory hump?". Haru frowns "Next time, I can hardly believe my dreams of becoming eternal pimp, is about to come true! Alright, let us begin!". Meanwhile Mira was on all fours, coughing blood... "Y... Yui...".