SOUL * HOSHI

Haru Victorious!!!? =(... or... not

HARU AND CAPTAIN MILKY♡♡(?) LEER AT THE LAMPS!!! "Now grant me, Haruka, eternal life..."... They stare at the lamps "WTF? Why aren't they doing a goddamned $#!+?" Haru asked, captain Milky answers "Maybe they already did something? Do you feel eternal?". Haru replied "No you bruised testical... I just remember something!", Haru turns toward him with a bored looking face, opposing his slight excitement... "When molested the 2nd genie elder, he told me strangers could never use the lamps. Which means there's a arrangement of the lamps, or secret password or some dumb $#!+ we need to use them". captain Milky asks "Does Vassago know?", Haru answers as his left eyes grows a glowing pentagram "He's retarded... Oh... there's 3 genies left? Never mind, I'll ask 1...". Captain milky asks as Haru flies into his eggmobile "Don't you want me to, Harusako?", he turns toward him "Guard the lamps, I'll ask directly... stupid ass...". captain Milky poses "Yes sir!!!♡", Haru flies off to the grand genies lamp! Meanwhile Cream fires spells at Mira!!! She flies away but get's chopped in the neck!!! Fusagi tries to speak "Stand... down... id...iot...", Mira stand up "I can't... I'm.. my BFF's... friend(?)". Cream smiles "If you have enough strength to spout crap, you have enough to fight. Stop talking to that moving corpse...", Mira charges him!!! "AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!". Cream floats up and kicks her neck! Mira falls, and twitches... Cheese leers "Her power dropped to 0%", Butter adds "That's what happen when you break your neck, that and twitching like a back up dancer in ♪Thriller♪". Fusagi puts her face in the dirt "Dammmit!!!", Vassago glared "That dumb ass, I actuslly believed she could do it for a minute...". Cream smiles "Now, no can move. We can f@©k them! I take Vassago!!!", (Vassago cries "What the hell? Why do they want my holes!!!?") they suddenly hear a crash!!! Everyone turns to see a lamp "It's a lamp?" Cheese asks, "And it's opening?". Cream laughs "A lamp? Who's is it?", the lamp warns "Welcome to genie world". Yui steps outside... "I feel alot of souls here, some here some there... !!! I feel Fusagi, Mira and Vassago!!! They're on the verge of dying!!! Time to show off my 100× gravity speed!", she appears by Cream!!!!? Cheese and Butter fall over from the turbulence she made, Yui walks to Mira... "H... hey... hey... Who the helll are?" Cream yells! Yui smiles "Wait a minute!♪", Fusagi cheers "Y... Yui alright!!!". She waves at Fusagi "I'm coming to you!♪" she first grabbed Mira "Here's some radish... Oh... your necks broken... :( I'll force it down" (Fusagi looks excited to see Yui chewing the food, and forcing it in Mira's mouth). Mira jumps "Yui!!!? Run that... that guy will...", Yui laughs "Don't worry, come on we have to help Fusagi". She gives Fusagi a cabbage(?), Fusagi glares "I wanted to eat from her mouth like she almost did...", she stands "Thanks Yui, but I don't if I should be happy or sad...". Yui tilts her head "Why would you be sad?", Fusagi answers "These guys are bat dooky strong, they even beat Vassago!!! They were going to molest us!!! Even if we're able to move, they could still makes us eat di...". Yui uses Soul Star... "I see everything... Now I know why Vassago's beaten..." she throws a ghost chiili at him. Yui yells "It's for you, sorry!!!", Vassago eats it "WTF!!!? WHY DO I GET THE HOTTEST $#!+ YOU HAVE!!!!!? YOU BONY, PIECE OF CRAP!!!! DAMMIT!!!". Fusagi yells "Why did you give him soul food!!!?", Yui smiles "Because when I used Soul Star, I saw everyone's OK We need to find the lamps, and he saved your lives!". She lers "Now I'm going to talk to that tall drink of water♪", Yui walks to Cream!!!? Fusagi yells "No!!!! He wants your butthole!!!", Mira stares in terror!!!". Vassago stares "Strange, she doesn't seem afraid, or even have the slightest bit of doubt in her challenging that jerk... Could she be... a idiot!!!?" he thought sarcastically. Cream laughs "OH $#!+!!! You want to fight the, mean dream, descended from heavens seams: Cream!!!?", Yui smiles "I wanted to introduce myself too! My names Yui!!! I...". Cream interrupts "You're trying to "cute"? I'll show you what happens to cute little girls, bitch!", he strikes a pose!!! "CREAM ULTRA MACH...". Yui disappears as he chrages her!!!? Everyone except Vassago looks around in surprise!!? Cheese and Butter here her, behind them! "What the chuck!!?", "Oh crap!!!"(tears well in Butter's eyes). Yui laughs "♪I wanted to introduce myself to you too!!! But I forgot to before talking to Cream. I hope we'll be friends afterwards♪", she flies back to Cream "Sorry♪ I remembered at the las...". He screams "You're playing around with us!!!? It's time that the seam, of the heavens mean dream, fighting machine, to break you lean, fugly retard's spleen!!! It's time for the attack from the legendary Dream: Cream!!!! You'll never get away!!! This'll destroy this entire island!!!". He posses "MILKY CREAM FIGHTING...", Yui suddenly punched his stomach!!! "Sorry, you..." (He falls face down) "OMG!!! Is he dead!!!?". Vassago glares as everyone else looks shocked at her "I saw that hit, it wasn't a ordinary punch, that was a devastating blow!!! Could she actually be super?!!! Could she evolve to a kami!!? No... only elite class life like me can evolve!!!". Yui laughed "Ah good, he's alive", she said as Cream twitched on the ground, with butt aimed up...