"Annabeth, your wisdom teeth have to go." Chiron informed me. "It's camp rules, once your 17 or 18 you have to get them pulled."
I scowled at the Ping Pong table. I hated dentists. HATED them. They are evil! I haven't visited one since I was 7 and my teeth are still perfectly healthy and straight.
Chiron patted me on the back warmly. "You can do it here at camp Annabeth. It'll be ok. And Percy will be by your side the whole time, won't you Percy."
Percy's head slipped off his hand and fell on the table, waking him with probably a minor headache. "Hmm what?" He asked groggily while rubbing his head where he hit it.
I shoved on the shoulder playfully. "I'm getting my wisdom teeth pulled Seaweed Brain!" I added. "If you didn't fall asleep you would know that."
He looked at me eyes open wide in defense, though there were bags under his gorgeous sea green eyes. "I was woken up FIVE times last night from Blackjack to rescue different sea animals!!! DON'T BLAME ME!!!"
I laughed at him. "Oh alright. But you will be there right?" I asked, just to double check.
He smiled mischievously. "I wouldn't miss my Wise Girl on laughing gas."
I rolled my eyes. Only Percy Jackson would say something like that.
"Oh, I can't have this certain medication. I'm allergic to it. It will make me act VERY strange. Just thought I'd let you know." I said, handing Chiron a slip of paper with he name of a medication even I couldn't pronounce. "That's the stuff that's supposed to knock me out when doing a medical procedure."
"Oh, and Leo will be doing the operation." Chiron added. Percy and I looked at him like he belonged in an insane asylum, which he probably did if he was going to let LEO VALDEZ do my dental work. "Don't worry," Chiron added. "We got dentists who trained him to do it. And I'll be there the whole time to assist as well."
"Way to reassure me Chiron. Leo's doing my dental work. Yippee." I said sarcastically.
---Later---
"Smile Annabeth! You look ridiculous!" Percy said, laughing his head off as Leo placed the machine that would give me laughing gas on my nose. I almost thought he was the one on laughing gas. Leave it to your idiot boyfriend to tell you that you look ridiculous.
After placing it on my nose, a sweet smelling scent entered my nostrils. It caught me off guard, making me begin to hyperventilate. After a while, I got used to it, and I got giggly and tired at the same time. I felt like I was disconnected from my body, really floaty and loopy. It was weid to get used to... But fun as well.
I smiled and out my thumbs up anyway, knowing he was only messing around. He took he picture with my iPhone and put it up on Facebook. Thanks to Leo, we have a special firewall that prevents monsters from knowing who we really are.
We were in the Big House, getting ready to start my procedure. Percy was the only one there, saying as Piper and Jason were cleaning up their cabins for inspection. Since Frank and Hazel were on guard duty at Camp Jupiter, they said they'd check up on me later over FaceTime. And Leo was doing my procedure, naturally.
"Percy, let me see the photo." I asked. He wouldn't let me see, he was laughing so hard. "PERCY LET ME SEE THE PHOTO NOW!!!" I said harsher. That made him come running.
When I looked at it, I started laughing too. I wasn't sure if it was the laughing gas or the picture, or possibly both. The machine nozzle that sat on my nose was pink, and it made me look like a pig. But when I started laughing it took forever to stop. At least we knew that it was working.
Chiron smiled. "Alright," he said. "This is only going to pinch." He opened my mouth with a stool and shot my gum with novacaine.
Over the minutes, my mouth slowly began to feel tingly.
"My mouf feewves tingowy. Why doef it feew tingowy?" I asked Chiron, my eyes getting heavy, and resisting the urge to laugh. Weird combo.
"Ok Leo. Give her the other, ah, medicine." Chiron said and Leo shot my mouth again with something else.
I started to panic. I hate it when people touch my mouth. Those teeth are mine. They should stay in my mouth, I mean, the tooth fairy can't take them. She only takes them when you loose it, not when they rip hem out if your face, And she takes the horns from unicorns when they loose it too. And she makes them into swords for birds. Yeah... Birds...
Then I blacked out.
---After she wakes up---
"GAAHHH!!!" I screamed, sitting up in my chair.
"How do you feel?" A horsey dude asked me.
I started to giggle. "You look funny. You have a horsey behind. Can I call you Mr. Horsey man? Heehee... Can I ride you? Are you my Christmas present? Cuz I asked for a talking pony for Christmas... And we can have a tea party with Santa-"
"Leo." The horsey man interrupted me. "What in Hades did you give her?!"
"Well I um... I might've given her the, uh, medication she was allergic too?" One of Santa's Latino elves said, almost ripping his curly hair out.
I started to giggle again. "Am I in Santa's workshop? Cuz that's a funny little elf." I said pointing at the little elf dude.
Mr. Elf dude face-palmed himself and then screamed. "LEO!!! MY NAME IS LEO!!!" He used some colorful language in between that as well.
Horsey man gulped. "Percy, take her to the infirmary and see if any of the Apollo kids can see what's wrong with her."
That's when a very, very handsome and tall dude picked me up bridal style and carried me outside where it was nice and warm.
"You're hot. What's your name and number Mister? I wanna go out with you. Or maybe marry you. That'd be cool."
The guy smirked and looked down at me with those gorgeous sea green eyes, sparkling with amusement. "The name's Percy. My number is 212-779-0962. (A/N not a real number as far as I know, DONT CALL IT). And a date you said? Maybe after your better."
I smiled at him stupidly as we continued before we got to what the horsey man called the infirmary and Percy laid me down on one if the beds.
"I'll be right back, ok?" Percy said. "Stay right here."
He left, pulling the curtain so no one could see me.
I sat there, thinking my own weird thoughts when I heard people talking softly and pushing each other into walls. They pulled the curtain there was two people I would never forget even in a weird trance.
The Stoll brothers.
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The Author, Annabeth Chase
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The Unorganized Stories of a Strange Group of Demigods (Finished)
FanfictionThis story is actually a group of short stories using the PJ/HOO characters. These are totally random and crazy, and I hope you enjoy!! I don't own any of the characters, Rick Riordan does :)