Where X are X we X now? (D.Gray-Man and Hunter x Hunter crossover)

Chapter 9: Cards X Clowns X and X Butterflys!

Somewhere just west of YorkNew City, there was a tall man in strange, colourful, clothing. His hair was a reddish pink, and it had been gelled upwards. He had a star painted on one cheek, and a teardrop painted on the other. He wore a white vest with purple suit symbols on it, and what seemed to be a pink undershirt beneath it. He had baggy white pants and a pair of tall, pink, heels. This colourful man went by the name Hisoka.
Hisoka was just taking a walk. He was normally a very relaxed man, but recently hes been struggling, struggling to find a prize. A prize he considered to the the 'ultimate prize'. He was trying to find a man named Chrollo Lucilfer.
He stopped in front of a tree that had some fruit growing on it. Hisoka licked his lips. The sight of ripening fruit only made him lust for that fight with Chrollo even more!
Hisoka had been walking along the outskirts of a luscious forest. Many people who lived in YorkNew City would come here for walks in order to get away from the city. Hisoka froze for a slight moment, but continued walking. He could feel a presence.
He slowly came to a halt and leaned up against a tree, he would wait to see if they would come out. If they didn't then he would go after them. So he waited.
And waited.
After around twenty minutes passed, Hisoka decided that the presence was not going to reveal itself any time soon. So he got up and walked towards the ominous presence. But before he got too close to the cluster of bushes that had hidden the presence, something jumped out. Whatever it was, was no longer in the bushes, but it had moved right behind Hisoka.
Hisoka spun around, he whipped out a playing card and was prepared to slice whoever was behind him. But when he had slashed the figure, the card phased straight through it. Without hesitation Hisoka jumped backwards. He then examined the figure before him. It was a man, a tall dark skinned man with long dark purple hair pulled back into a ponytail, he also had a beauty mark underneath his left eye. The man was wearing a nice black suit with matching pants and shoes.
    The well dressed man seemed rather startled by having been attacked, but he was completely unharmed. Then the man spoke.
    "You knew I was there the whole time, didn't you?" He asked, but there really was no need of an answer. Hisoka could feel the bloodlust radiating of the dark skinned man, and Hisoka was always up for a fight. So he threw a card at the man, but just like before it phased right through him!
This seemed to flip some sort of switch in the ponytailed man, because he suddenly charged straight for Hisoka!
'Hmmm~ I wonder what Nen that might be~?♣️ It's his physical body, so perhaps an enhancer?♣️ No no not quite~♣️' Hisoka thought to himself. This man clearly had to have some sort of Nen to be able to do that. But he couldn't see anything with Gyo. As Hisoka contemplated this, he dodged out of the way when the man dressed in black got closer.
    "Those are some pretty quick reflexes you got there clown boy!" Stated the dark man. "But unfortunately they're only human ones!" He finished. When suddenly he brought up his hand, and a glowing purple sphere of energy appeared in his palm! He charged after Hisoka, attempting to hit him with the orbs. But Hisoka kept dodging them.
'Oh my~!♥️ So I guess he's a transmuter! Either that or a specialist~!♥️' Hisoka decided. He then tried to elbow the man in the gut. But just like the cards, he phased straight through. Hisoka was a little put off by this, giving the dark man an opening! Hisoka then got pinned to the ground. The man made sure that Hisoka could not move his arms or legs.
    The dark man chuckled. His skin had become gray and his irises turned gold, cross shaped scars made a line across his forehead. A huge toothy smile spread across his face, his eyes became bloodshot. He looked like an absolute madman!
    "You're an interesting human aren't you? To bad your time is up!" He laughed. But Hisoka just looked him dead in the eyes, they each stared into eatch others similar golden irises. Hisoka smirked, he had noticed that behind the mans head he could see a blimp flying by. So Hisoka twitched a finger. And just like that! His BungeeGum was now attached to the blimp. He rocketed upwards into the sky! Quickly drawing closer to the blimp!
    "WHAT THE HELL?!" Yelled the dark man. He hadn't let go of Hisoka when the clown had suddenly sprang off the ground. So now he was holding on tightly to Hisoka's torso, clinging for dear life. Hisoka then kneed the man in the stomach, over and over again. If the man made it so he would phase through, then he wouldn't be able to hang onto Hisoka, and then fall to his death. But if he continued to hang on, Hisoka would eventually kick him off. Either way, the man would die.
    Well that's what Hisoka thought anyway.
    The man let go of Hisoka, and he began to float! It was as if he was walking on air! This had Hisoka very surprised. No matter how hard the clown tried, he could not see any aura surrounding the gray skinned man.
So Hisoka had but one question, how? How was he able to do that? The gray man had constantly been referring to the other as a human, so it's possible that he's not a human being but something else entirely.
'A chimera ant? ♣️ No I heard they have Nen. So he must be some other creature.♣️' Hisoka thought to himself. He just couldn't put his finger on what this man could be. But Hisoka didn't have much time to think because the well dressed menace was running straight for him! And yes, he was indeed running on the air!
"Oh c'mon clown boy! You're acting like you ain't never seen someone fly before, even though you're doing it right now!" The gray stranger taunted.      Then butterflies began coming out of the mans body and flew towards Hisoka. Hisoka killed each of them by pegging them with his cards. But now the crazed ponytail man was inches away from Hisoka. His arm was stretched out, reaching for the clowns chest. Hisoka winced, he had an idea but he only had one shot at this!
Hisoka released the BungeeGum attached to the blimp and fell, as he fell he then flicked his hand at the man still flying above him. His BungeeGum was now attached to the stranger.
"What the heEEELLLLLLLL!!" The man screamed as he was suddenly being dragged downward!
Then Hisoka flicked his free hand at the tallest tree of the forest below. He began redirecting himself towards the canopy of the tree. Hisoka conjured a large cloth and used his BungeeGum the stick it to the top of the tree. Then he released the BungeeGum he had attached to the other man and let himself fall on the cloth covered tree. Then Hisoka watched as the gray skinned psycho fell to the ground.
Hisoka looked down. He expected to see the other be nothing but a red splat on the ground. But unfortunately the gray man was still in one piece. The man sat down, leaned back, and smiled. Then he laughed, and continued to laugh like a maniac! Then he looked up at Hisoka.
"Hey! Clown boy! What exactly are you?!" He asked, still giggling.
"I should be asking you the same thing.♣️" Hisoka leered at the man. The man stopped laughing but held a smirk on his face.
"Sorry, but that's a family secret!" He claimed. "Anyway clown boy, you've caught my interest! I'm Tyki Mikk, and you are?" Tyki asked.
    Hisoka continued to narrow his eyes at the man who called himself Tyki Mikk. "I'm Hisoka♠️" the clown answered.
    "Well clown boy!" Tyki despite asking for Hisoka's name, continued to call him clown boy. "We got off to a bit of a rough start there, but whattaya' say we get to know eatchother?" Tyki offered. He was now holding his hand out to the magician who was still sitting atop the tree.
    Hisoka jumped down from the tree and reluctantly took the gray mans hand. "Why not~♦️" Said the clown.
'I mean it'll be worth finding out what your powers are~♥️' Hisoka thought to himself, and his lips curled into a mischievous smirk.
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Hisoka and Tyki!! Woot woot! I love these two and I knew from the beginning that they would just HAVE to meet! I'm sorry if this chapter is a little crappy, I don't write action scenes too often, so this is like my third time doing a thing like this. So it might not be the best but I tried ok T-T