Where X are X we X now? (D.Gray-Man and Hunter x Hunter crossover)

Chapter 4: Doctor X Swordsman!Angry X Pissed!

"Hey... Buddy? You ok?" Asked a man wearing a blue tuxedo.
This man would be Leorio. "C'mon you'll be ok, I got ya! Don't worry!" Leorio was in the middle of comforting a mostly unconscious man. The man had long blue hair and was wearing a black long-coat, he also had a sword in a sheath. 

"Mmhf" the man stirred. This man was also covered in wounds for whatever reason.

"You must been in a fight huh? Or maybe you just fell from the top of a building?" Leorio asked the man, despite the fact that the man could not respond. Leorio began to bandage up the blue haired mans wounds, when suddenly the mans eyes shot open!

He quickly got up and jumped back, he glared at Leorio.
"Who are you?" Demanded the man.

"My name's Leorio, I was just bandaging up-" 

"Don't care!" The man so rudely interrupted. "Tell me where the hell I am!" He changed his question.

"Well are you going to listen if I tell you or are you just going to interrupt me again?" Leorio scoffed at him.

But in the blink of an eye the man had Leorio's neck right up against the blade of a katana.
"Where, the hell, am I?" The blade wielding man asked a second time.

Leorio was now ever so slightly terrified! "Y-you're in an alleyway located in Princess Avenue!" Leorio complied. "Now please let me go!" He was beginning to panic!

"Princess Avenue?" The man muttered to himself. "Hey what town is this?!" He asked, moving the blade slightly closer to Leorio's neck.

"Y-Y-Y-YOU'RE IN YORK NEW CITY!!" Leorio screamed in fear. "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!" He pleaded.

"Tch, 'York New?' What the hell kind of name is that? It's just New York backwards!" The pissy swordsman complained. He removed the katana from Leorio's neck and threw the suit wearing doctor to the ground. He then turned around and began to walk out of the alleyway, then he froze.

Leorio was feeling his own neck and then got up. "HEY WHAT THE HELL MAN!" He shouted! Leorio spun around in order to face the man. "I BANDAGE UP YOUR WOUNDS THEN YOU TRY AND KILL ME?!" 

Leorio didn't get a reply. The man was just silently staring out of the alleyway.
"Uuhh... Hey..." Leorio was kinda curious as to what had shut him up.

As for the man himself, well he was rather dumbstruck at the moment. The city view in front of him was like none he had ever seen before! He saw strange looking vehicles quickly zooming down the streets. There were large glowing billboards, and shiny skyscrapers reaching higher that any he's ever seen! He slowly turned around.

"You look like you've seen a ghost!" Leorio commented.

"Show me around!" The swordsman demanded.

"What?" Leorio scowled.

"Show. Me. Around." the man enunciated.

Leorio was very angry. "YOU CAN'T JUST GET HEALED BY ME, TRY TO KILL ME, GAPE LIKE AN IDIOT, THEN ASK ME TO SHOW YOU AROUND!!!"

"Is that a problem?" The swordsman asked.

"A problem? a pROBLEM! YOU-" The long haired man cut him off.

"IS. THAT. A. PROBLEM!?" He yelled, grabbing the hilt of his sword!

"...no" Leorio grumbled.

"Good." Then man let go of his sword. "My name is Kanda by the way" said the swordsman.

"Ok then... Kanda... 'Sigh'...Where do you want to go?" Leorio had a rather grumpy look on his face.

"Anywhere! I've never seen a city quite like this before, and I need to know my way around" Kanda replied.

"Couldn't you just go by yourself?" Then Leorio thought for a moment. 'This man is injured head to toe, if I don't go with him then who's going to replace his bandages?' Leorio was too good of a man to let an injured person go out on their own. "You know what! Never mind! I'll show you around town! York New has quite a lot of nice areas you know!" Leorio exclaimed, his attitude changing greatly.

"That's more like it" Kanda said bluntly. "Let's go then!" As much as he didn't want to admit it, he was rather exited to see this strange new city!

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So Kanda and Leorio as a duo? What do you think? I thought they'd be great since they are both so sassy and angry! So you can expect a lot of bickering! Most of the characters meeting up are probably going to be in duos like this!