Where X are X we X now? (D.Gray-Man and Hunter x Hunter crossover)

Chapter 15: Travel X with X trouble!

There was a lot of people staring. All of them were wondering what exactly was going on in the back of the bus. All eyes were locked into the odd group of individuals sitting at the back.

There were six men causing a ruckus. One of them had long, blue hair done up in a ponytail, and was holding a sword. Another one had spiky, red hair, and was wearing an eyepatch. The next one was a tall, pale man in a nice, black suit and top hat. Another man was wearing a blue tuxedo and small glasses. Another man had long, black, silky hair, and strange wide eyes. And last but not least, there was a tall man wearing colourful clothing, and had a star and tear drop painted on his face.

So what exactly were these men doing to gain so many stares?

Well... The redhead was giggling like a moron wile he played with the blue haired man's long ponytail. And the swordsman was pissed off about this, so he was shouting horribly detailed threats at the eyepatched man.

The man dressed in black had been clinging onto the bus-seat for dear life. It was as if he had never been on a bus before, he just kept frantically whispering...
"It'slikeacarbutfastersodontworryTykiitwillbeokay, you'reabigboynowsoyoucandothis, it'snotlikeit'shorsedrawn, holyfuckgetmeoffofthisthingdearchrist, lordmillenniumpleasesavemyassimscaredofafuckingbus-"

The man in the blue tuxedo was just reading a book about medicine. This wouldn't be weird if he didn't have the man wearing face paint reading over his shoulder, seemingly whispering stuff into the suited man's ear.

Then there was the man with long black hair. He seemed to be playing with needles. Well... That is if 'playing' means staving them into the arm of the colourful clown man next to him, then yes... Playing.

None of the men seemed to care, or even notice that everyone was looking at them. They just went on with their odd banter. The bus driver was about to tell them to stop being such a disturbance before he kicked them all off. But before he could do so the bus suddenly stopped.

"Ah shit!" Cursed the bus driver. He turned around and said "Sorry bout this! But the bus broke down! You could either walk to the next town, or wait here for the repairman to come!"

"What!" Leorio shouted, "But we've got to be in Mantune ASAP!" He complained.

The bus driver shrugged, "Sorry! Nothing I can do bout it! You have your options." He told the doctor.

Leorio sighed, then he turned around and looked at the others. "C'mon guys! We're going to have to walk the rest of the way.

All except Tyki groaned. They got off the bus and followed Leorio.

"Well we're almost there anyway. So we don't have far to walk." Stated the doctor. But that didn't stop the others grumbling.

They continued to walk silently until Tyki ran over towards a pond that lays off the beaten path.

Kanda scowled at this, "Noah, what the hell do you think you're doing?!" The swordsman barked. By the time he was done saying this, Tyki had already caught a fish from the pond.

"HEY!" Leorio yelled. "YOU CANT DO THAT! THIS MIGHT BE ON SOMEONE ELSE'S PROPERTY!" Shouted the doctor.

"But I'm hungry!" Whined the Noah, who already had the fish in his mouth.

Then right on que they all fell silent when they heard to cocking of a shotgun.

"Ya'll varmin better git off ma property ya hear!" came the southern voice of a tall, muscular, man with a big, red, beard, and a bald head. He was holding a shotgun and had it pointed right at them. Or more specifically, right at Tyki.

All six of them booked it through the forest, running like the wind down the road that they hopped would take the to Mantune. They didn't get very far when the other man shot his gun. He only did it once but the bullet hit Tyki square in the back of the head. Fortunatly this was Tyki, so the bullet just phased right through. Luckily there was no one else in front of him that could have been hit.

"WHY THE HELL IS HE STILL SHOOTING AT US!? AND HOW THE HELL ARE YOU NOT DEAD!?" Leorio screamed at Tyki as he sprinted along beside the Noah.

Tyki suddenly bore a cheeky, shit eating grin on his face. He held held up the fish that was in his hand. "He's probably looking for this!"

"WHY YOU! ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" yelled the doctor. But Tyki just laughed.

"As for how I'm not dead, well I'll tell you about it later!" the Noah chuckled.

"Damn Noah's always getting us into shit!" Kanda cursed from the side.

After a what felt like a good half an hour of non-stop running. They all stopped for a moment and pretty much collapsed. Well.. all except Hisoka, Illumi, and Kanda.

"C'mon assholes, we should be there any minuet now." Kanda, "There's still plenty of daylight left. So let's make use of it."

"OK YOU LISTEN HERE KITCHEN KNIFE!" Tyki sassed in exaustion. Lerio giggled a little at the nickname the Noah had given the swordsman. "NOT ALL OF US CAN BE SOME SUPER ARTIFICIAL FREAK SHIT LIKE YOU! SO SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE!"

"Excuse me!? You are a supernatural freak so I don't know what you're on abou-" It was then that Kanda fully registered what Tyki had said. "WAIT HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK DID YOU KNOW THAT?"

Tyki chuckled, "What? You think the Earl WOULD'NT know about the Order making the Innocence equivalent of an Akuma?"

This made Kanda pretty much loose it. In a single second he drew his sword and pointed its end right at Tyki's throat. "Please, keep talking. I'd LOVE for you to give another reason to end your pitiful Noah life right here and now." Tyki simply stared at the exorcist with amusement in his eyes.

"Alright." came the voice of Illumi.

Both Tyki and Kanda attempted to turn their heads to look at the assassin. But they couldn't, they were compleatly frozen in place.

"We don't have time for silly banter you two." Illumi stated as he dragged Kanda away from the Noah. Once he got Kanda far enough away, he pulled the need out from the back of his head. He walked over to Tyki and did the same.

Kanda rubbed the back of his head, where the needle previously was. "When did you even have time to do that?'

Illumi just gazed at the swordsman with his huge soulless eyes. "Oh it was easy!" was all he said. "Now, everyone get up. Now that we've had our little excitement for today we can hit the road again. we're almost there."

At this, everyone groaned, got up, and started walking. Though all except Lavi were a little curious as to what Tyki had meant by Kanda being artificial, and an "Innocence equivalent of an Akuma". They were especially curious as to why Kanda got so mad about it. Leorio wondered if that's why the swordsman had healed so quickly. Lavi, being a Bookman, knew all about Kanda's history. He wore a frown when thinking about what Kanda probably had to go through. The others simply brushed it off after a while, though they would still keep it in the back of their minds.

At last, after about an hour of walking, they arrived in Mantune. The sun was now high in the sky, and they were all fairly drained. Even Hisoka seemed to be visibly in discomfort. Though Illumi and Kanda stuck true to their stoic nature. They had finally made it, the two exorcists had finally found Allen, and possibly even Lenalee. Things were certainly liking up, well... For now at least.

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Ok that took a long time and I'm sorry about that! Let's just say I ran into some technical difficulties. Though I may not be able to get the next one out too quickly either, this time due to personal issues. However I will make it faster than I did this time!