Where X are X we X now? (D.Gray-Man and Hunter x Hunter crossover)

Chapter 5: Tour X with X temper!

The blue haired swordsman, Kanda, was beginning to work the blue suited doctor, Leorio, down to his last nerve. Kanda was rude beyond all belief! He asked Leorio to show him around, so he did and gets ignored throughout 80% of the whole tour! Actually, no not 80% because the tour wasn't even half over! It's just that Kanda and Leorio's constant arguing has made it seem so much longer!

"This is the Heavens arena!" Exclaimed Leorio, as he directed Kanda's eyesight towards a rather wonky looking tower.

"How does that thing even stand up!" Asked Kanda, quirking an eyebrow at how strange it looked.

"You know my two little friends had fought here and they got to the 100th floor!" Leorio stated rather proudly.

"Aren't you going to answer my question, monkey suit?" Kanda snarled.

"Again with the 'monkey suit!' My name is Leorio! L E O R I O!" Leorio snapped! "Also that sounded more like a rhetorical question you dumbfuck!" 

"Well EXCUSE ME PRINCESS! Would you rather me just call you shitface instead?!" Kanda snapped back! 

Alas they started bickering again. Gaining many onlookers when suddenly!

"Why you... GAAHH" Leorio yelled as his fist began to glow! He then trust his fist at the ground and it appeared as though an electrical current was moving across the ground, heading straight for Kanda! Then a portal opened underneath Kanda and before he had a chance to react, a fist came flying out of the portal, and punched Kanda in the jaw! Kanda went flying back! He was able to land on his feet but he was wobbling quite a bit.

"......." Kanda was silent. He looked up at Leorio with a death glare "OH?!" He said, rather pissed off!

Leorio was a little scared but he kept his cool. "What are you gonna do about it bastard!" He yelled!

Kanda slowly unsheathed his sword. Once it was out he put two fingers up the base of the blade. "Mighty Mugen!" He commended as he began running his fingers across the blade! The katana began to glow blue!

Leorio was thrown a little off guard. 'This guy knows Nen?' He thought to himself. 'Is that a conjurer type?' He continued thinking. Kanda was running straight for him!

"Hold on a second!" Leorio shouted. But he was ignored. "Are you a hu-" but Leorio was cut off.

"First illusion! Netherworld insects!" Yelled Kanda, as he swung his blade! Then a swarm of these creepy bugs appeared and flew towards Leorio!

"What the hell?!" Leorio screamed as he ran away from the bugs.

"GET BACK HERE!" Kanda charged after Leorio, readying his sword. But suddenly Kanda felt a shock go through his body. He then fell to the ground. The cops had tasered him. Kanda had been apprehended.

A few hours later Kanda and Leorio were at a police station.
"Then you guys showed up and arrested him!" Leorio just finished explaining what had happened. 

The officer nodded. "So you hit him first? Meaning he was just using self defense?" He double checked.

"Yes" Kanda and Leorio replied in unison.

"And neither of you want to press charges?" The cop asked.

"No" the duo answered in perfect sync.

"Well I guess you're both free to go then!" Said the cop. "But this is your only warning! No more violence!" 

"Alright sir! We won't do it again!" They answered like obedient children. The two left the building and almost immediately Kanda turned to Leorio.