Where X are X we X now? (D.Gray-Man and Hunter x Hunter crossover)

Chapter 10: Lets X get X along!

    "So your telling me that lovely little fruit stole all your clothes?~♥️ How scandalous~♥️" Said a certain clown named Hisoka.
    "Yeah! But the boy gave em' back right after, said he didn't want me to freeze to death!" Replied a certain Noah named Tyki.
    "How cute~♥️! He sounds like such a precious little fruit!~♥️"  Hisoka swooned over the thought of such a tantalizing 'fruit'.
    The two men where currently in a nice bar located somewhere in YorkNew City. When they had first got there Tyki got Hisoka to explain what 'Nen' was. And Hisoka managed to squeeze a bit of info out of Tyki regarding what a 'Noah' was.
    Tyki had changed his appearance entirely. Before he had gray skin, golden eyes, long hair pulled back cleanly into a ponytail, he had strange cross shaped scars on his forehead, and he was wearing nice clothes. But before they went to the bar he changed into scruffy hobo clothes, messed up his hair so that now it was still in a ponytail but not nearly as clean looking, his gold eyes were now a much darker brownish colour, and his once gray skin was now a pale peach colour. He also now sported a pair of large glasses with spirals on the lenses.
    What confused Hisoka about Tyki's new appearance was how his skin had started off a much more tan colour, then it was gray, and now he's pale. But Tyki explained that he can change his skin to whatever colour he wanted. But that didn't make it any less strange.
    So now the two were sharing a drink and some stories. Tyki however did have something lingering in the back of his mined. He had already figured the Innocence in that hole had brought them to another world, that's just the kind of strange stuff Innocence does. But he was worried about the others. Tyki may be a 'cold hearted Noah' but he cared deeply for his family.
    "Hey clown boy! I got a favor to ask!" Tyki stated, looking over at Hisoka.
    Hisoka smirked, "alright~ Shoot~♦️"
    "Well I could use a bit of help finding my buddies. Do you think you could pitch in?" Tyki asked hopefully.
Hisoka put his now empty glass down on the counter. "Sure~♦️Why not~♦️" Hisoka was quite interested in seeing if these 'buddies' of Tyki's were as interesting him.
"Thanks! It means a lot!" Tyki smiled at the other. "Not too sure where to start looking though. Is there anywhere around here that's good for finding information?" He asked.
    Hisoka thought about it for a second, "Well pubs like these are gold mines of drunken gossip~♥️. But wether they would know anything about your friends or not is uncertain~♣️" Hisoka speculated, tapping the rim of his empty glass.
    "Well it's worth a shot asking around here then. Besides, one of em would've probably made his face known by now" Tyki stated. An image of the boy Allen Walker cheating his way through every bar and casino came to mind.
The two men asked around. Tyki would describe what they all look like but they weren't getting many leads. Though a few of the drunken bar goers said they knew Allen, but had no clue where he was now.
"Perhaps we should try downtown next~♣️" Hisoka suggested.
"I'm sure someone's seen em' in the casino near central!" Tyki declared.
"Oh wow, do you see those heels in the shop over there?~♥️"
"Hey look at the news! Some sorta serial killer's goin' around!"
"Oh I just love fried Koi Fish!~♥️"
"No way me too!"
It's becoming quite clear that Hisoka and Tyki have gotten off task. None the less they were getting along rather well, especially considering they were both psychopaths. Or maybe that was exactly why they got along.
"I have to say Tyki!~♥️ You have quite the taste!~♥️" Hisoka complimented the other.
The two were at another pub now, but still completely off their original task. Tyki was currently having a glass of Captain Morgan red wine. And Hisoka was having the same. Tyki was still wearing his regulare hobo clothes. So how he managed to get in a rather classy pub was beyond Hisoka, but hey he respected that.
"I could say the same to you~" Tyki slurred a little bit. He couldn't hold his liquor as well as Hisoka, and they had been to quite a few other pubs beforehand.
"Hmm~ don't you think we should be looking for your friends again?~♦️"
Hisoka asked. He'll admit that he's been having quite a nice time with the Noah. But Hisoka wasn't one to abandon tasks for too long.
"Oh shit! Yeah I almost forgot!" Tyki stood up out of his seat and staggered a bit. "Jesus I gotta find Road at least or Sheryll's gonna kill me!" the Noah worried.
Before Tyki could stagger himself out of the bar, Hisoka's Phone rang. Tyki was pretty used to the whole 'advanced technology thing' by now so he wasn't phased that much. Hisoka answered the call.
"Hisoka, I need a bit of a hand" the caller stated bluntly.
"Oh?~♦️ Not even a simple hello from my dear Illumi?~♥️" Hisoka pouted.
Tyki did his best to listen to what the person on the other end was saying. He didn't really like being left out.
"Hisoka one of my Needlemen reported to me about Killua. Apparently this Needleman was the only one who got away. The rest of them were disconnected by someone" Illumi's voice told through the phone.
"Oh?~♣️ Did Killua disconnect them instead of killing them?~♣️ That's a surprise~♦️" Hisoka cooed.
"No, it wasn't Killua who did it. The Needleman said that it was some other person who was with Killua. A young boy with white hair, a feathery white cape, and a strange red scar down his left eye" Illumi described.
Hisoka's eyes widened a little bit. He looked over at Tyki who also had a rather shocked expression.
"Does he mean the Walker boy?" Tyki whispered.
Hisoka hushed Tyki. "Illumi?~♠️ Why are you telling me this?~♣️" the clown asked.
"Well I need help with this other boy. Killua has gotten good at running away. It's very hard to catch him, and with this other kid disconnecting all of my Needlemen, I'll have no extra eyes to help me track down my dear little brother" Illumi answered.
    Hisoka nodded (not that Illumi could see it) and looked over at Tyki. Tyki was nodding his head quick enough that he nearly gave himself whiplash.
    "Yes we'll help you Illumi~♥️ It just so happens I have someone here with me who knows that other boy~♥️" Hisoka replied, smirking slightly at Tyki.
    "Alright, meet me in the outskirts of Rosemary" Illumi finished and hung up.
    Hisoka and Tyki looked at eatch other for a moment. "Well I guess we know our next destination~♥️" said Hisoka.
    "Alright! And it's the boy! ... Um not that he's better than finding my dear family, he- I- it's just- ok whatever let's go" Tyki finished quickly. Hisoka giggled at this.
    And so another pair of people from separate worlds team up and go hunting for their friends!
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Ooohh looks like some people may be meeting up soon? Anywhooo! Hope you liked this chapter! I haven't gotten to write a whole lot so it didn't come out as fast as some other chapters, but I'm trying here! Btw I found this fan art of Tyki and Hisoka and I LOVE IT! I don't know who made it but damnit it's amazing!