Never the same again [NEEDS EDITING]

Fuck me .

We were in the car for at least 4 hours and I was bored .

Klaus fell asleep at some point.

I found some things in his pockets and I started to throw them in his mouth.

Like dimes , papers, candy.

Now , I will never throw candy , but these looked like they've been there for some time now , so I didn't take the risk to die or something so I simply filled his mouth with them .

he didn't felt it .

And I really want a marker so I can draw a dick on his face right now .

"Klaus"

"Klaus"

"Klaus Klaus Klaus Klaus Klaus-"

"Stop . I wanna sleep"

While saying that he choked with the things he had in his mouth .

I start to laugh.

"Well I'm bored .. And I don;t have anything to do."

"Sleep and stop filling my mouth with trash''

"IT's your trash by the way"

"It;s still trash that I don't want in my perfect mouth "

"Klaus"

"What do you waaant"

"I think .. I'm on my period"

His eyes shot open and looked at me ashamed.

Boy , I don't know what's so big deal about periods. IT's blood that comes out from your vagina .

"Like .. right now?"

And now I was joking . My period just finished a few days ago .

"Well my ovaries hurts and I feel something coming out of my vagi-"

"IT's enough details , thank you . Now I will have nightmares...But THAT ARE MY PANTS You ARE PERIODING IN "

"Well .. sorry?And I don't thing perioding it's a word"

I said that with a smile and puppy eyes , while he was looking rather disgusted .

"I can't program when my period comes. Sorry not sorry ".

"TRAVIS STOP THE CAR"

The car stopped suddenly making me fell on what was supposed to be Klaus ,but he ran outside the car.

"What the fuck . Where did he go?"

Some more seconds passed and he came back in front of the door .

"I bought you tampons ."

"But you are just in boxers"

His face simply blocks , while making red.

"I forgot about the detail when I heard you're making my pants with blood"

"Hey, it's not my fault you took my clothes!"

"fair enough "

And he got back in the seat .

"By the way . I'm not on period until next month"

HE glared at me. If looking could kill I would be dead.

But he didn't say anything.

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"How much do we have  until we get to where the fuck you wanna get?"

"A few minutes. Please control your vocabulary.You are a girl "