a poor woman's tale offendermanXreader

exploration

I wake up on the comfy sheets, seeing something on the nightstand next to me. I slide over to it and see its a tray of breakfast with a note.

Dear, (y/n)

I'll be doing errands for a few hours, please stay inside. If you don't alex will die,

Love
      Offender

.....I can't run if alex would pay for it..... I eat the pancakes and pick up the rose. It's just like the one on the path, cool. I put it in my hair and head to the living room, sitting on the couch and turning on the tv. What's this show? I read the name. 'Sexy adult toy shopping'. That's a weird name...... I'll watch it for a while...... "and this one's HUGE!" The lady exclaims as she pulls out a large, odd object. What is that...? When I was younger my mom had one but....weird. why would adults want a toy? It must be awesome. I look at the table and see one there. Woah! Offender must love these. I pick it up and reading the box after examining the picture it shows. 'Giant Dildo'. What's a Dildo? I unbox it, holding it upside down. What does it do? I flip it over and set it on the table. It's heavy.... oh well. I'll ask offender later. He can show me what it does, it probably flies or something! Oh imagine that, a flying Dildo? So cool. I go into the kitchen and look around, finding a lemon. Gross! That evil thing... "(y/n)? It's me, ben! I wanna check on you and when i saw offender leave I knew it was a great time" ben walks in the kitchen and sees me glaring at the lemon. "Are...you ok?" He asks. "No, there's a lemon here. What if it flies into my mouth?" I ask. He holds in chuckles and says "Let's just.....sit on the...couch..." as he leads me to the living room. He notices the Dildo and says "offender didn't do anything, did he?". I give him a confused look and ask "no, but what is a Dildo? I found it in the box and saw it on TV so I tried to see what it does". He laughs hard and sits down. "IT'S A DICK (Y/N) IT'S A DICK" he yells and laughs harder. "What's a....dick?" I ask. He walks out of the house for some reason. What's wrong with him? I wander around the mansion and look for rooms like the bathroom and laundry room.

(Timeskip)

Now I know the mansion but I still don't know offender. What is he planning, why did he kidnap me? Maybe I SHOULDN'T run and then I could protect alex forever and ever. What am I saying...? I'm too weak...... "im home! Say something if your here!" Offender walks into the living room. "I'm here!" I say quickly from my seated position on the couch. "That's goo- who opened that?" He points to the Dildo. "Oh, I did! I saw it on TV and it said toy shopping so I wanted to see what it does" he bursts into laughter. "(Y/n) it's late, go to bed" be says. I obey and go to my room, falling asleep and dreaming about what a Dildo does.

Offender pov

I make sure she's asleep before sneaking into her room. I sit next to her and brush some hair out of her face, kissing her forehead. Why would anyone want to make her sad? Well now that those bullies are gone she'll be better....

A/n
Short chapter?! BOO!

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