a poor woman's tale offendermanXreader

love? NO I'M NOT IN 'LOVE'

you've crossed me
youve crossed me
you have killed
you have sinned
your not human
your a monster
You've crossed me
you killed me
your a murderer

My thoughts buzz as I come to, Making a few tears fill my eyes. "Oh! your awake!" Lui says cheerfully. I nod and sit up, wiping my eyes. "Where's offender?" I ask. Lui gives me a confused look before saying "he's laying on the couch... I didn't want to take him to his room". I get up and pop my back, walking to offender and seeing him in his unconscious state. "o-offender...?" I ask quietly as I shake him. He coughs and wakes up, looking at me and smiling. "Your ok" He smiles. I take deep breath and say "I thought you were dead! Aren't you supposed to be strong!! like really really strong! And not dead?! I know he's the God of the underworld but JEEZ" before kneeling down to get on his level. he chuckles and says "I could have killed him". what..? "then why didn't you?! you got hurt!" he smiles and looks at me, saying "because you don't want to see death" I freeze. He almost died.... for me...? "Oh... well that was still dangerous!!! You could have died, Saving me wasn't worth it! I guess you'll have to be punished" I say and sigh. "I warn you, my cuts heal fas-" I kiss his cheek and say "there! all is forgiven". what? THIS IS A REVENGE STRATEGY HE TORTURED ME FIRST! it's only fair. He blushes and laughs, sitting up and hugging me. "what? Did I do something?" I ask. He just laughs. WHY CAN'T HE SHUT UP?! I feel my face begin to burn- I'M BLUSHING?! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!! I bury my face into his shoulder neck area to hide my blush. He let's go but I keep my position, not wanting to reveal my blush. "....(y/n)?" He asks quietly. "....y-your........ neck smells...good..." I say awkwardly. He pulls me off of him and looks at me. "are you feeling o- .........are you blushing?". "NO! IT'S A......F-FACE PERIOD! ALL WOMAN HAVE THEM" I stutter out defensively, hoping he will leave me be. "..........your adorable when your flustered" "NO I'M NOT! S-SHUT UP! YOUR ADORABLE WHEN YOUR FLUSTERED, I'M HORRIFYING! FEAR ME!" I yell. he chuckles and tries to stand up, only to almost fall. I catch him and guide his body back to the couch, making him lay back down. "You can't get out of bed, you'll hurt yourself! just tell me what you need done and I'll do it, ok?" I say. He needs to stay in bed,  he could hurt himself! he sighs and says "I was going to grab a blanket, (y/n)". "I'll get you one, stay here and relax" I walk off towards my room, opening the closet and finding an array of extra blankets. well.... which one will keep him the warmest? wait.... if he uses all of them he is bound to be warm! I pick up the large pile and carry it out to the living room, Plopping it next to the couch. "you won't get cold like this!" I say cheerfully. Before he could object I wrap him up in all of the blankets, layer after layer, until he couldn't move. "(Y/N) FREE ME FROM THIS PRISON" "no!! It'll keep you warm! I'll go make you something to eat"

*thirty minutes later*

"STAY STILL!" I yell. "I'M NOT BEING SPOON FED BY MY OWN PROXY! I AM A MA-" I shove the chicken noodle soup in his mouth and he angrily swallows it. "here comes the airplan-" "FULL. BABY FULL. LEAVE BABY BE" ......he is adorable when he's flustered. ".....I TOLD YOU YOUR ADORABLE WHEN YOUR FLUSTERED" I say cheerfully as if I had won something. "no I'm not! I'm fierce! I'm frightening! I am-" "a man in a trench coat wrapped up in blankets while a 17 year old spoon feeds him?" he goes silent. I laugh and put the soup down, patting his head while saying "now get some rest while i-" "done" ...... "done?". what does he mean? "I'm a slender, we have the ability to heal. now unwrap me" I u wrap him and he stands up, cracking his back. "I'm a man, no matter the pain I will not stay doWNN!!!" lui kicks offender the sun doesn't shine and he falls to his knees, writhing in pain.  lui chuckles and leaves, most likely not ready to die. offender looks up, his eyes cracked onto his face. "YOU LITTL-" "Calm down!" he stands, ready to hunt lui down, but I hug him to make sure he doesn't go anywhere. "LET GO OF ME" he hisses. I hug him tighter. He intense after a minute and hugs me back, apologizing. I laugh and let go, saying "it's fine, just don't kill anyone please" but then it hit me. "ALEX!!!!!!!!!! TAKE ME TO THE SCHOOL RIGHT NOW PLEASE!" I jump up and down, anxious towards Alex's reaction. Offender gives me a puzzled look but teleports me to the school and quickly leaves. I sprint to the front of the building and find Alex curled in a ball, crying on a bench. "Alex!!!! Alex I'm so sorry I was so busy and I forgot I feel terrible!" I rush over to him and embrace him in a hug, him still crying. "can you forgive me...?" I ask. he nods but continues to cry. He's holding his arm....? that's not good.... "alex.... show me your arm..." I say, staring at his hand. He moves it away from his arm and I see a bruise. a BrUiSe...... "alex where did you get that" I say coldly. "m-my new bully, harrison....... He said I'm a l-loser and m-mommy and d-daddy died to get away from m-me" He stutters out, trying not to cry. all I feel is rage. "come on, we're talking to the principal" "but it's 5 pm-" "WE ARE TALKING TO YOUR PRINCIPAL" I try to open the doors only to find that they are locked. "...Alex look a puppy!" I point to behind him and he turns around, giving me the opportunity to break the handle and force the door open. Alex turns around and follows me in to the principals office. Good, his principal is here. Alex sits down and I sit in front of the principal. "How did you get in here?" he asks. Instead of answering I stare him dead in the eyes and say "My brother is being bullied again but this time it's worse. Explain to me why your school has done nothing to prevent this event". he sees how serious I am and chuckles. "please calm down, we have done everything we can" he says. "and what do you classify as 'everything we can'?" I ask. "we've asked him to stop" "THAT'S IT" I stand up, knocking my chair over. "ALEX YOUR NOT GOING HERE ANYMORE" "but there are no more schoo-" "ILL. MAKE. ONE." the principal says "let's not make any rash decisions" But I was already signing the papers to get him out of here. I throw them at the principals face and Grab Alex's hand, guiding him out and behind the bleachers. "why are we her-" "OFFENDER WHERE IN THE WORLD ARE YOU TAKE US HOME NOW" I yell angrily. offender pops up, looking afraid, and takes us to the living room. I sit on the couch and say "thank you~ now is there anyone here that can teach alex?". He thinks for a moment before saying "yes, a few people... eyeless jack can teach him about the human body, trender can teach him how to design and sew, and I can teach him-" "I'm not letting you teach him anything" "MATH. I WAS GOING TO SAY MATH." He defends himself. I smile and say "ok!! Alex your being home schooled from now On" I turn to Alex and he smiles. "ok! I'm going to take a nap" He says. he walks to him room, dragging him jacket behind him. I sigh and flip on the couch, laying down comfortably. "....how am I bored right now?" I ask out loud. offender laughs. "I could try to make you blush again~" "No." if this were a movie he would have an anime tear going down his cheek. I flip onto my stomach and put my forearms in front of my face- making a pillow. It's kinda comfy, might as well sleep. Before I could even say I was going to nap offender man sat on me. "h-hey!! get off!!" I say angrily. he chuckles and says "no, you are my couch. Couches don't talk, shhh". I growl and try to claw out but to no avail. "I WOULD RATHER BE ANYWHERE ELSE THAN HERE" I say as I try to hit his leg. he seems to shift a little before he says "oh really? What about on a date?" "w-what?!" I feel myself blush. "a date" he repeats himself. his words repeat in my mind. why would I want to go on a date?! with HIM of all people! come on, it could be fun. WHAT IS THIS VOICE IN MY HEAD?! You and I both know you want to. NO I DONT!! I WOULD NEVER!! "sure, why not" WHAT?! WHY DID I SAY THAT?! "wait.... really?! you mean it?!" THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO SAY NO YOU HAVE AN OUT, TAKE IT! "yeah, why not? I mean everybody deserves a chance" *mental sobs*. Offender hops off and looks at me, smiling. "I'LL GO GET READY- AND CALL TRENDER I'LL HAVE HIM FIND YOU A DRESS- BYE!" he runs off and I laugh a little. Then I cry a little. then I go back to laughing. Why did I say yes. Just why? ...well maybe it won't be that bad.....  NO! I mentally slap myself. I am NOT in.....'LOVE'..... that's stupid! i-i am a warrior! oh god... MY THOUGHTS JUST STUTTERED. this can't be good! He must mean a friend date! yeah! a bro date- for bros!!! yea- "hello. I'm trender- I was told offender needed a dress for, and I quote, 'the love of my fucking life'" A man- ...slender... pops up in front of me. oh no......