a poor woman's tale offendermanXreader

The Story

Tap. Tap. Tap.

"ugh..... yesss?" I open my eyes and stick my head out of the box. Leon Smiles at me and says "hey!" As he waves in a friendly fashion. "Ughhhhhhhhhh..... What do you want" I ask. he laughs and says "I just wanted to say hi!". I'm not in the mood for this guy... "No." I go back in my box and feel it lift in the air. "HEY PUT ME DOWN!!!!!" I yell. I punch and breakthrough the box, landing on the ground. "WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!" I ask angrily as I get into a defensive position. "well you seemed sad so I was going to take you home and we could watch a movie" He says cheerfully. "You can't take people whenever you want that's kidnapping!" I growl. he laughs. "I would give you back!" He says. I look around for a clock, seeing that it's only 9 oclock. I sigh. "can you just leave me alone?" I groan as I lay on my back. "how about we make a deal? if you come watch a movie with me ill take you and Alex out to dinner" He suggests. "..........FINE" I say and stand up. He smiles in victory and reaches his hand out for me to shake. I shake it and he doesn't let go, turning around and walking. I pull my hand back and follow him, not happy about the situation. We walk for about 30 minutes before we get to his house. It's pretty big to be honest- not slender mansion size but big house size. He opens the door and walks in, saying "welcome to my humble abode" in a cheery tone. I cautiously step in and close the door, looking around. I can see his kitchen and couches from the door,  they seem neat and better than average. he leads me to his couch and motions for me to sit down. I follow instructions and he turns on his flat screen tv. "I was thinking a horror movie would be nice" "uhh sure...". he goes to Netflix and starts to look for a movie before finding one and sitting next to me. I scoot away from him, not wanting him to get ANY ideas. A few minutes into the movie I say "why are they so stupid? if they're being chased by a killer they shouldn't go to Sounds they hear around the house". Leon laughs and says "yeah, most horror movies are like that". After 30 minutes I hear something behind the couch and turn around, Seeing nothing. "...did you hear that it sounded like breathing" I ask. Leon nods and turns the movie off. We listen closely- Not wanting to miss any sounds in real life. Not a single noise is existent. "maybe we were hearing thing-" Footsteps. FOOTSTEPS RUN AROUND UPSTAIRS. "...my dog is at the vet" "AHHHHHHH!!!!!!! DEMONS! HOUSE DEMONS!" I scream and pull out my Katana, raising it defensively towards the stairs. Leon cautiously gets up saying "I'll check it out" and walks upstairs, disappearing from sight. I stare at the stairway and hear him scream. "DON'T YOU DARE DIE YOU OWE ME A DINNER!!!" I yell as I run upstairs, weapon drawn. I see him passed out on the floor in front of offender. "Who is this?!" He growls. "That's leon and you better hope he's alive because he owes me a meal and so help me if I lose that dinner for Alex you will wish you never crawled out of your demonic hole" I threaten as I kneel next to leon. he's still breathing. I sigh in relief and say "go away before I scream at you" angrily. offender disappears and I shake leon. I don't know if offender hit him or used magic, it might work. "huh..?" he opens his eyes and I sigh. "If you died who would pay for Alex's food?!" I say. he laughs and says "you love me~". "no. now are we gonna finish the movie or are you gonna just lay here Cuz I was into that movie" I suggest as I stand up. "wait... how did I get knocked out? all I remember was hearing "she's MINE" and then you waking me up. I'm not even in pain.." He asks as he stands. "I don't know... let's just watch the movie"

(an hour later)

"so wait they all die? that's boring" I say. Leon laughs and says "movies don't make sense. so should we go back to your.... well you box is broken, do you need a new one?". "I think I'll be ok......... a friend is gonna let me stay with him soon enough..... I'll give Alex my hoodie at night for extra warmth" We walk out and start heading to town, making it back to the broken box in 30 minutes. It's 2 oclock, one hour until I need to pick up alex. I lay on the cardboard box's remains and notice leon walking away. "oh... bye?" I say. he keeps walking. I guess he's bored... I close my eyes and feel the warm sun on my face. It feels nice relaxing, feeling the Katana on my back. It's calming. I don't get much time to do this. I start getting a little tired. I hear Footsteps but ignore them, it's probably someone walking by. They stop at me and I hear a thud. "wha?" I look up, kinda sleepy already. Leon is standing in front of a huge box, maybe about 4 by 5 feet. it's big enough for me AND Alex to sit in and sleep in. "Awww thanks!!!" I hug him and he hugs back, him letting go as soon as I do. I sit in the box and laugh. "it's nice" I say. He says "Hopefully you like it. Well I need to help my friend with his cat, it's in training" and walks off. I smile and lay in the box, taking a little nap. It's comfy.......

(3:50)

I wake up and pop my head out of the box to see that it's 3:50. I pat my hair down and walk to Alex's school, finding Him and taking him back to the box. we hang out in the box and talk until it gets dark and just as Alex is falling asleep there's a tap on the box. Alex notices and looks worried. "it's probably just the wind" I laugh and step out of the box. it's offender. "hey the mansion is ready" He says. "Ok! I'll tell Alex and see if he's okay with being near you..." I crawl back into the box and say "hey Alex do you remember that really tall guy? he's here and the house is-" I notice he's asleep. well maybe he won't mind... I carefully pick him up and back out of the box, holding him like a bride. "OK let's go" I say. he grabs my shoulder and we pop up in his mansion- the living room to be exact.  offender let's go and asks me "will he need a separate room we have one ready for him". I say "sure.. can you take him there? I'm pretty tired and I don't know where it is" and laugh. He grabs him and walks off and I walk to my room, laying on the bed and thanking God I have a comfy place to sleep. No more school for me.... I'll have Alex keep going, he has a future. I drift off into sleep smiling

a/n

"wow this story is..... why do you keep making these?" Well ill tell you! I'm bored and I want to be a writing teacher in time. This isn't really my best work... I just write it when I'm bored..... my best work is more like

the shadows settled on the ground, the limbs of the dark forest making random patterns to decorate the dark green grass. the campfire left dancing smoke, raising into the sky with every ash that fell. It was peaceful- a generic camping trip was always what I needed to clear my clouded thoughts. The moon was bright and full, it's hypnotic white glow making me stare. The stars decorate the dark sky in random patterns, I see the big dipper. Everything is silent, everything is perfect.

yeah I know right? NEEEEEEEERD!!!! Well the word nerd is kinda in my name when you say it out loud so HA! I have a reason.... kinda... shut up