a poor woman's tale offendermanXreader

The end of a lovely battle

(3 hours later)

"alright (y/n)! you look gorgeous. Offender said he made reservations- er..well..... not in a human place but.....ray can cook. I'll make sure he isn't threatening ray as we speak, stay here". Trender walks off and I sit on the couch. How could a dress be so...comfortable?! My mom used to dress me up when I was younger and I didn't really like it but this is the commies the thing EVER! Also I know ray! well..... maybe it's a different guy? If it's the ray I know I'll give him a hug- I never got to thank him for teaching me to cook fish. If it isn't him I'll just go on with the..... friend date...... I listen carefully....ish... and hear the conversation a few rooms away. "No killing him, brother" "BUT HE'S PERVY!!! WHAT IF HE DOES SOMETHING?! I WILL NOT LET HIM BREAK HER MIND WITH HIS RED ASS PUBES!" "brother please calm yourself and go see (y/n) while we set up a dining hall..." "FINE. I SWEAR IF HE DRUGS HER-" "it will be fine, brother". Trender ends the conversation and offender stomps into the room, angrily closing the door and leaning against the wall. He didn't seem to notice me... that's ok, I don't mind. I'm more attentive to his outfit. A tuxedo? that's just not offender.... he still has his fedora, at least he's a little bit offender-ish...... "you look......... g-good" DID I JUST STUTTER?! NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!! he looks at me and gives a surprised look. "you look perfect" he compliments. I blush. I. BLUSH. oh no....  it's true, isn't it? I fell in love with a demon. A monster. "you look good, the fedora finishes it all off". we talk and joke for a while before trender walks out saying "You may enter but be warned- this will amaze you beyond repair". I smile and say "thankyou" before following offender in. before sitting down I see someone- with a cart of food high enough to cover their face- walk in and start setting things up. I don't see any facial features so it's probably not ray.... what are the odds? "I hope you guys like the food-" "ray?". He moves out from behind the cart and I see that it is in fact ray. "RAAY!!!" I run over and hug him. he laughs and says "you seem excited, you happy about the date?" .....my blush silences me and I sit down. "thank you for teaching me how to cook fish, by the way" I say thankfully. He smiles and keeps setting the table. "you guys...know eachother?" offender asks curiously, looking at me. "oh, yeah! we met in the forest and he helped me out- protected me when I was alone" I reply, smiling. offender says "OK ray you can go your services are no longer needed" Before standing up and setting the rest of our little table. ray shrugs and leaves, closing the door behind him. offender sits back down and starts to get his own food and I do the same. After we get our food he just....stares at me..... as if I was supposed to do something. I awkwardly say "do you.....need something?" in hopes of throwing off his attention. He smiles and says "(y/n).........I've been meaning to ask you........ what do you....and be honest.... what do you think of me?". That's a big question.......... "oh.....and...be honest, right?" he nods. "well.......It's been fun hanging out with you! your a great guy- no matter what others might say! I might not have know you for as long as other people here but you have a great potential" I say cheerfully. "how do you feel about me, (y/n)"..........I might as well tell him the truth. "...I think...your a monster....but I guess I am, too............ you and Alex are what I have left.... so i-i...... I love you.....?" I close my eyes, blushing. How will he respond? just a few hours ago I refused to fall in love but I stopped that... I gave up...... and... that's a good thing! No matter what he says I'll be able to take it! I can do this! "you...... love me? (y/n) i........ I LOVE YOU TOO!!!!!" my heart flutters. did he say it back?! "oh.... does that mean we're a......thing?" I ask. He smiles. "yes, we are a thing" I smile and he smiles back, preparing to say something. "sexual or non sexual" "non sexual" "fair enough". I laugh, he laughs.... WE laugh..... We shared a moment..... WE ARE A THING. I HAVE A BOYFRIEND. oh God mom would kill me... I don't even know how old offender is......... Well no matter what we are in this together...................... forever.

(1 month later)

"Alex! trender gave me your grades!". Alex rushes downstairs, sitting next to me and offender on the couch. "all A's! I'm so proud, alex! what would you like as a reward?" I ask, smiling. He thinks for a minute and takes a deep breath. "I want.... you and offender to have sex!" "WHAT?! W-WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT?!" "Mr. Ray" "how about ice cream instead..?" "YAAAY!" offender makes a sad noise and I laugh, standing up and preparing to leave the house with alex. "Alex go catch a frog, ok? I'll get you double scoop if you do~" I taunt. Alex runs outside and I close the door, pulling out my katana. my eyes glow with fury, proxy powers activate. "RAAAAAAYYYYYYY~ RAY I WANNA HAVE A TALK WITH YOU~"

~The End~