a poor woman's tale offendermanXreader

a new mission

I slowly open my eyes, feeling a little more rested. I had the weirdest dream- something about ninjas and police officers......... I look around and see offender sleeping in a chair next to my bed. MY bed. I'm in my room. I get out of bed and look at him. he's holding a book..... did he read me stories? I'm not five....... wait that's not a picture book. 'fifty shades of gray' he must've been reading it for himself... "offender...?" I ask quietly. he snores lightly. maybe I should let him sleep? he looks tired. actually most sleeping people look tired..... I lightly shake him and he snaps into attention. "Huh- YOUR AWAKE!" He hugs me tightly and I laugh. "Yeah I'm fine..." I say. let's go and asks "did they hurt you or leave you alone did you have to see someone die Did the killer hurt you are you ok?". that's alot of words for one sentence..... "No, yes, kinda, no, yes" he sighs. "They shouldn't have left you alone! what if you got hurt? also....kinda?" He says. if he had a face it would be confused.... "Well they killed him in a tent...." I say. "Are you ok like...mentally?" He asks. I nod. he smiles and picks me up. "AGH! PUT ME DOWN!" I thrash around and he laughs. "Nope! we are gonna talk to slendy" he says. he teleports us to slenders house and sets me on the couch saying "stay" as he walks to slenders office. I lay on the couch, staring at the ceiling. after 15 minutes I get really bored. if already counted the bumps on the ceiling and wall. offender walks out after what feels like an eternity and says "slender thinks you should go on another mission" in an angry tone. "like what?" I ask as I flip into a right side up position. "Well he suggested a killing mission but I refused so you need to grab something from a house. it's a rare artifact that can stop time. some teen found it in the woods so we need you to grab it" he says. I sigh. "will I die?" I ask. he laughs and says "No, you'll be fine. he's a teenage boy whos parents are dead. he owns no weapons and doesn't know how to fight". this seems dangerous but maybe I'll get something from it..? "What's in it for me?" I ask. "I'll let you see alex again" ........

(that night)

his window was wide open AND he lives in the woods? this is so easy!! I stand on a garbage can and jump, grabbing the window seal with my hands and hesitantly pulling myself up. I carefully slip into his bedroom and tiptoe to his bed. I can't see his facial details but I can tell it's a teen. I walk to his bookshelf and check for the glowing red artifact. nothing... I walk around his room and still see nothing. "Where is it?!" I whisper yell. I hear a bark resonate from downstairs. HE HAS A DOG?! I look at his door and hear footsteps coming up the stairs. Thump, Thump, THUMP. they're getting louder! It must be a rottweiler or a great Dane! something that could bite me in half. my heart stops as it runs in. a puppy? A PUPPY! it's so cute! wait, no! I have a mission. I try to ignore it but it bites my heals. it tickles!! it jumps on its owner and he wakes up. OH NO! he slowly sits up and stares at me before turning on a bedside lamp. zeke...? "(y/n)?" He asks in a sleepy voice. I laugh akwardly. "hey...zeke...." he was such a nice guy and now I'm breaking into his house!!!! I'm a terrible person... he reaches for his table slowly- towards a phone. "No no no no no-" he grabs something and holds it out. it's the burrito thing he got me that one day. "I thought you would come back so I kept it to give to you......." he says. NOW IT'S EVEN WORSE!!! ".......I'm so sorry for breaking in I was kidnapped and now I work for this weird monster man and he told me to come here and get a weird artifact that stops time that he said you found in the woods and he said that if i found it and brought it to him i could see my little brother alex again so I came here to find it but I can't find it anywhere please don't be mad!" I say as fast as possible. he looks confused. "You mean this..?" He grabs the artifact out from his bedside tables drawer. "......I hate myself" I grab it and he says "i wont call the cops......... it's not really your choice to be here". I smile and thank him as I climb out the window. I sprint into the forest, resting by a tree. that wasn't too bad...... I guess I got lucky.

(timeskip)

I step into offenders mansion and he tackles me in a hug. "Are you ok?!" He asks. I akwardly say "yeah...? I got the thing". I hand it to him and he gets off, looking at it. "perfect! did he wake up or were you stealthy" he asks. uhhh...... "Well he had a puppy and it woke him up and then he turned out to be a nice guy I knew from school that bought me lunch the day you kidnapped me so we talked and n he said he wouldn't call the cops and gave me the artifact" I explain. he stares at me. "...did he flirt with you?" He asks suddenly. "what? no" I say. he sighs in relief and put the artifact in some strange case thing. "I'm proud of you! you didn't die and he didn't follow you-" There's a scratch on the door. I walk over and open it to find his little puppy. it barks and bites my pants leg. "Aww his dog followed me! I should probably bring him back" I say. offender sighs and growls at the dog. It hides behind me and I look at him. "He's just a puppy be nice!" I pick him up and cuddle him. "I'll bring him back" I say as I walk into the woods.

(30 minutes later)

I step back into the mansion and see offender. "annoying dog.." he growls. maybe he's a cat person? "ahem? I believe you owe me one visit with my brother" I say. he says "Fiiiine but it's late at night! why would you go so early?". "I want to know where he's living" I say. he teleports me to alex- the street?! A BOX?! NO! THAT'S NOT FAIR HE HAS MY DEATH MONEY!! nobody's around, he's in a dirt alley. I walk to the box and offender dissapears. "alex?" I say as I shake the box a little. he looks up and hugs me. "SIS!!!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE KILLED!!!" He says as he cries on me. I laugh. "How did you know I was killed?" I ask. he looks up. "Your handwriting isn't like that" he says. "oh.....so why do you live on the street? you should be living it up with my insurance!" I ask. "They said they couldn't find your body, so they think you just left and will come back soon to get the money....so now I live here!" He says. "Why were you gone anyway?" He asks. "I was kidnapped......." I say akwardly. "Well we're together now!" He says as he hugs me tighter. "actually....this is a visit...........he won't let me stay" I say sadly. tears fill his eyes. "HES AN IDIOT A TERRIBLE PERSON THAT DESERVES TO DIE! I CREEPY OLD MAN!!" He doesn't even know him but he can yell at him.... raised well. "Yeah...... but he says he would kill you if I don't stay" I say. he let's go and sits on the ground. "Do you remember that weird teen that would walk by everyday and flirt with you...?" he asks. "Ugh how could I forget him?" I ask. "Well he came by alot when I was at our regular spot and he threatened me so now I'm here..." WHAT?! WHAT?! ".....THAT'S IT YOUR MOVING IN WITH US" I say angrily. offender pops up next to me. "Ok visit over" he says. Alex screams and hides behind me. "Alex is going to be living with us from now on" I say. offender laughs. "No he's not! hes not a pro-" I pull out my katana and put it to his throat. "He's staying with us or I put this through your pathetic throat" I growl. "....how about I let you live with him for a while? like here in the box while I make sure the mansion is child friendly? I'll be checking in on you to make sure you don't run" he suggests in fear. I put my katana away and say "Fine, no running. now go away I want to spend time with my brother". he nods and dissapears. I smile and turn to alex. "Ok! tell me everything that's happened since I left"

Offender pov

"HURRY UP AND GET RID OF EVERYTHING! ALL OF IT! GET THAT DILDO OFF THE TABLE! THERE IS ALOT OF WORK NEEDED TO BE DONE HERE "

your pov

"and then you showed up!" He finishes. I laugh. "Well it's all going to be different now! I'm here and I'm never leaving again. so how many people come by here daily?" I say as I sit next to his box. he curls up in his box and replies with "None..... I heard someone call this place 'the hood' and nobody has came by". HE'S BEEN LIVING IN THE HOOD?! that's not safe... "has anyone tried to hurt you..." I ask.  "Well there's this creepy weird old guy that walks by here daily but he just sits on a bench and stares" he says. I stay quiet and after a while he sleeps. he seems so much more mature..... a few days of school must've taught him how 12 year olds act. I sit with my hand on my katana, hidden behind his box. I dont need sleep, I need to protect alex.

(5 hours later)

I see an old man walk by, looking at the box. it's 4 am, what's he doing? he walks up to the box and pulls out rope. HE WAS GOING TO KIDNAP ALEX?! I jump out of my hiding spot and slash his hand, it bleeding everywhere. he screams and runs, dropping the rope. I smile and sleep outside of the box, he won't be back.

(7 am)

alex wakes up up and I yawn. "What's up little man?" I ask. "I have to go to the bathroom..... there's a porta-potty down the block, can I go? I've gone alone before" he asks. I laugh and say "Ok I'm trusting you" and he runs off. I lay in the box, barely able to curl up in it. it's a tight fit....I might not be able to get out easily but that's ok. I'll be fine.... "That's where you went alex! I warned you to tell me where she was but you were stubborn~ now im gon-" the creepy teen bends down, expecting to see alex, and stops talking. "Your back! I was so worried" he says. ugh this idiot found us. "You better not come back here!! this isn't a place for you, your not welcomed here!" I growl. he pauses. "...are you stuck?" "SHUT UP I CAN STILL YELL AT YOU TO LEAVE ME AND MY BROTHER ALONE!" I yell. he stares at me. "How did you even fit in there in the first place?" He asks. "I SAID GO AWAY! SHOO! I'M NOT STUCK! LEAVE BEFORE I MAKE YOU LEAVE!" I yell. I can't reach my katana, I'm bent into a weird position. "I can help you ou-" "NO I'LL HAVE ALEX HELP ME OUT" I yell. he sighs. "How would you even make me leave?" He asks, amused. "WITH MY FIGHTING SKILLS" I yell as I wiggle aggresively, trying to get free. "You don't have those...." he says. I growl. "HEY GET AWAY FROM HER!" I hear alex yell. creepy teen turns to get Alex jumping on him, taking him to the ground. "WHAT THE HELL GET OFF ME YOU LITTLE SHIT!" the teen yells. he shoves alex off and Alex scurries over to me. the teen growls and walks off. I laugh at how he got beat by a preteen boy. "..are you stuck?" ".....help....."