No Voldemort - Marauders Survive

Chapter 12

After the boys had got Peevs on their side, they went back to the common room to plan some more.
"I think we should do something that no one has done before." Teddy said.
"Dying the whole schools hair?" Harry asked.
"Been done." Teddy replied
"Pranking Snape?"
"Our dads did that like hundreds of times."
"Another teacher?"
"Not very original"
This went on for an hour, back and forth until Orion said,
"How about we get all the teachers?"
Teddy and Harry grinned evilly, "perfect!"
They planned and planned until they fell asleep in the common room.

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Ron Weasley POV

I came down the stairs and heard Lavender and Padma giggling. I looked over at them and blushed, i like Lavender a lot. Looking over to what they where giggling at i saw Potter, Black and Lupin asleep on the sofa. Attention seeking much. Just because they where super rich, all the girls fancy them. But then again, they where nice to me on the train. I should probably get to know them. Maybe they'll introduce me to the Scottish Quidditch team! I want England to win and wish James Potter played for them but he grew up, and still lives, in Scotland, so he has to play for Scotland. I walked over to them to wake them up.
"Er.... Guys.. You should... Probably wake up." Gosh that sounded lame.

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3rd Person POV

".....Probably wake up" Teddy opened his eyes and looked around. They where in the common room. Must have fallen asleep here last night, he thought. Looking at Harry and Orion fast asleep on the sofa he smirked.
"HARRY ORION WAKE UP!" He screamed in their ears. Harry and Orion jumped up.
"Teeddy!" Harry groaned, "was that necessary?" He looked around, "we're in the common room." He stated bluntly.
"Well spotted sherlock," Teddy said hitting him on the back of the head. He could here giggling from around the common room.
"We must of fallen asleep here last night," Orion sat lying back down. There was some squealing from a few girls around the room.
"I don't think so Black, we have classes." Teddy said hitting him with a pillow.
"Can't we just skip?" Harry pouted. More squealing.
"It's out first class." Teddy said, this time hitting Harry with the pillow. Harry and Orion groaned while Teddy laughed and sat next to them.
"Don't think your getting off so soon, Moons." Harry said to him smirking evilly.
"Yeah Moons, i thought you knew better than to wake us up." Orion said with the same smirk on his face.
Teddy paled, he knew what this meant. He screamed and ran up to their dorm, Harry and Orion chasing him while firing hex's at him. The girls squealed once again then started gossiping about how cute they where.
Ron sighed, still standing where he was when he woke up Teddy. So much for getting to know them, he thought.

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"BREAKFAST!" Orion shouted as they ran out of their dorm.  "Hurry up guys!" He whined, "we'll be late!"
Harry grinned, "chill Paddy, we have AGES! Trust you to only think about your belly."
"Im a growing boy Prongslet, a growing boy." Orion smiled at them.
Teddy snorted, "you wish Paddy, your the shortest of us all."
Harry laughed as they walked into the Great Hall, "awe ickle bickle Orion is a midget! Aargh!" He screamed ducking when Orion sent a hex at him.
"Your so dead Potter!" Orion jumped on Harry and wrestled him to the floor. Teddy sat down, helping himself to food and chuckling at his friends.
Mcgonagal smiled to herself 'just like their fathers' she thought.

"Er... Teddy?" Ron asked Teddy
"Yeah. Whats up Ron?" Teddy replied grabbing himself another pancake.
"Harry and Orion are on the floor. Wrestling." Ron said looking at Harry and Orion who where still wrestling.
"Yup." Teddy replied not looking at all bothered.
"Aren't you going to do something?" Ron asked.
Teddy laughed, "this is normal, you'll get used to it soon enough. Just ignore them though, cowards they are."
Harry and Orion jumped up, completely forgetting about their wrestling match they where just having.
"TEDDY!" Orion shouted, catching Harry who had just mock fainted.
"How could you?" He asked, a fake sob coming from him, "cowards!" He cried, "of all things you could of called us it was cowards you chose!"
Harry got up, "i know Teddy i was expecting something along the lines of amazing people!"
"Kind souls," Orion added
"Geniuses!"
"Masterminds!"
"Knights!"
"Kings"
"Nobles"
"Best-people-ever!"
"Idiots!"
"Losers!"
"Farts!"
"But COWARDS!? Come on Ted!" Harry said jumping into the seat beside Teddy.
"And your supposed to be the smart one!" Orion cried, throwing his hands up and sitting opposite Harry.
The Gryffindoor table laughed at the exchange between the three boys.
Harry picked up a piece of bacon and an egg, "three galleons Snape takes house points from us?" He said to Orion. Orion smirked, "house points and a detention, and you've got a deal."
"Your on!" Harry and Orion shook hands.
Ron looked at the boys in shock. Three galleons! Thats more than they had in their whole vault at Gringots!
Breakfast went by rather boringly for the three boys.  Nothing out of the ordinary happening.  Harry called Orion something, Orion chucked food at him while Teddy dodged the flying eggs. It was a rather uneventful breakfast. That was until the post came.
"Hedwig!" Harry said ruffling the feathers of his snowy white owl.
Teddy and Orion stared at Hedwig in shock.
"What's wrong guys?" Harry asked them. All they could do was point. Harry looked down. Hedwig had dropped of a howler.  He paled as he picked it up.
"Better open it mate," Ron Weasley said to him, "always much worse when they explode, ten times as loud" he shuddered, remembering the howlers his mum sent home when she was away and the twins played a prank on Ginny. 
Harry opened the letter cautiously.  By now most of Gryffindoor knew that Harry Potter had a howler.
"My, My Harry." The voice of James Potter came from the howler, relatively calm, "i must say, a detention two hours in! Bet us by miles!"
"I know prongs!" This time it was Sirius, "that must be a record of some sort. Better ask Minnie."
"I must say boys I'm impressed!" Remus said to them.  He Great Hall looked at the howler in shock. Their parents where proud of them. 
'How on earth are their parents so cool?' Ron thought to himself, 'wish my dad would be that happy if i got a detention that early' he scowled and ate his bacon.
"I think we where at least a day." James started again.
"Definitely Prongs," Remus said
"Minnie gave it to us remember, turned up late for Transfiguration with Prongs chasing me with pink hair!"
"HARRY JAMES POTTER!" Lily could be heard screaming. "A DETENTION? TWO HOURS IN!"
"Come on Lils," James said to her, "you've got to admit it is impressive!"
"DON'T YOU LILS ME JAMES POTTER! TEACHING YOUR CHILD THAT ITS OKAY TO GET DETENTION! HARRY IF I HEAR-"
"DON'T LISTEN TO HER PRONGSLET!" Sirius shouted. "DON'T LISTEN TO THE CRAZY RED HEAD SCARY WOMEN! KEEP IT UP BOYS!" And with that the howler burst into flames. The whole of the Great Hall was in laughter at the boys parents.
"Wait!" Someone from Ravenclaw shouted, "that guy said Prongslet. Isn't that the second Generation of Marauders?"
The Great Hall gasped in shock. Teddy, Harry and Orion grinned sheepishly, "could be, could not be." Orion said to them all, "now stop staring at us or I'm sure you will coincidentally get pranked by the Marauders. Coincidentally of course." He smirked as everyone in the Hall turned back to their private conversations. Most likely about the fact that the three best looking kids in first year, the three most wealthy kids in the school and the kids of famous parents where the Marauders. It was the most gossip Hogwarts had in years.  The boys grinned at each other. This was going to be a fun year alright.