Hmph. This isn't exactly my ideal place to be on a Saturday afternoon, but there aren't too many other choices considering the weather. If you want to ask me what my name is... it's RazorBlade. Everyone calls me RazorBlade. I'm not telling you my real name. That would go against everything I stand for. Heck, so this interview goes against everything too!
Interviewer: Okay...? Would you tell me a little bit about yourself?
RazorBlade: I'm a genius. That's all I've got to say. From my prison cell I plotted the most brilliant plot to get back at Bacon... I mean Adrian. That's what you all call him, right? It was the perfect plan, but when I was released my gang got banned from the state so it got postponed like so many other things in my life. Until the storm came. It was the perfect excuse to invade his territory... to finally get my revenge.
Interviewer: And how exactly did that go?
RazorBlade: We set it up perfectly. We waited in a house just on the outskirts of Fair Field. Everyone who was heading West had to pass by this particular house, so we set up a few hidden road blocks to prevent people from leaving. Tthen we waited. We waited forever. We got so excited, that we sometimes would pile out of the house and attack the wrong person. But what does it matter? Most of them wouldn't have survived the storm anyway.
Interviewer: Er... I don't think...
RazorBlade: Are you questioning my logic? I wouldn't do that if I were you. It is much better to have me as a friend rather than a foe.
Interviewer: I wasn't... so... how did the plan go?
RazorBlade: Excellently and horribly. We anticipated him to come alone. You see, we messed with his family's vehicle and thus we sort of "got rid of" his family. With them out of the way, we knew we would either find him in town or on his way out.
Interviewer: But Adrian didn't come alone. He was traveling with quite a large group. So how did it unfold?
RazorBlade: There were three canoes that approached and one of them got stuck, so Adrian's canoe stopped with the intentions to help. That is when we piled out of the house hooting a hollering. The water had risen a lot, but with our wet suits we were fine. We hoisted one of the guys into the back of his canoe which scared the little redhead in the front.
Interviewer: Hannah?
RazorBlade: Sure. Whatever you want to call her. Our guy got an arm around his neck and hoisted him up and out really slick. The canoe rocked like an earthquake and I was sure little redhead was going down with him. When she didn't fall in, we moved on. We had him surrounded with the intentions of pushing him around for a little bit and then taking him in the house, but I forgot the redheads are feisty.
Interviewer: Oh? What happened?
RazorBlade: Let's just say it made the whole family become our targets.
Interviewer: Sounds like you are the mastermind behind all of it. Would you like to give us some closing thoughts?
RazorBlade: If you see the Davis family... let them know that they should watch their back.
Interviewer: I will let them know. Thanks for your time.
RazorBlade: Whatever.
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Escaping the Rainfield (Behind the Scenes)
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