I FINALLY GOT A WHOLE CHAPTER DONE! AND IT'S EVEN A SUPER LONG ONE! 1600+ WORDS! WOO!!! GO ME!!! (Its 4 AM and I'm not supposed to be up but I can't sleep.... You heard nothing!) I had way too much fun on this chapter. (Even though there's no such thing.)
I got kinda... Creative on this one... I also found myself cursing a lot more than I would've liked to, and I don't even curse in real life at all! (Presumably because I was tired and didn't want to think of the wording I was using and just went with the default "Generic curse word," route.) I went back and edited some out.
Remember, this was written at like 3 AM, I am not liable for whatever crazy crap I say, the lack of sleep made me do it! (Even though this isn't too far off from what I normally write. I may just subconsciously be trying to create an excuse for my craziness.) (Though I think this chapter is a bit better because I wasn't so restrictive of myself.)
Anyone who has went to public school at all will know exactly what I'm talking about.
You know how you get punished because of what someone ELSE does?!
It pisses me off.
Look- Here is the basic guide of how discipline works, specifically in a school setting, extra specifically in a kindergarten class. (COUGHyouneedtolisten,teachersCOUGH.)
Step 1- Catch the little fucker doing shit.
You see an annoying little snotnose kid doing something they shouldn't.
Step 2- Yell!
Yell at the kid and call them a worthless cunt, and how they shouldn't even be in school because they'll go nowhere in life and will live in a box that an air conditioner came in that you found in the garbage, selling your vagina/butthole (Yes, even if they are male, that's what the second option is for.) for drug money just like your mom.
Step 3- Work on your menacing laugh so you can fulfill your dreams of becoming a super villan.
Laugh your ass off as the kid cries and screams. Then shoot a spit ball at their face.
Step 4- Lecturing, my middle school art teacher's specialty.
Give a boring speech about how actions have consequences and your consequences are your doing and you shall face them. "Your actions will have repercussions that YOU will pay and no one else is responsible for it and only you get the punishment blahblahblahblah."
Step 5- Rise and shine.
Everyone in the class has surely fallen asleep by now. Go around the room beating everyone with a roll of newspaper until they wake up (My middle school art teacher actually did this!!! He's crazy... and not the good kind.)
Step 6- Administer punishment FOR ONLY THE KID THAT WAS AN ASSHOLE AND DID SOMETHING BAD... NO ONE ELSE, YOU HEAR ME MRS. SMITH?!?!
You go tell the little ignoramus that as punishment he gets smacked on the ass with a ruler.... Wait what...? That's not legal anymore...? Ugh, fine....
Redo
You go tell the little ignoramus that as punishment he gets locked in a dark closet for the whole nine hours of class tomorro- Wait a second... That's illegal too?! Oh come on!
Reredo
Okay, this time I'm going to play it safe, no closets, no rulers, no laxatives, no probing... because I'm so sick of rewriting this...
The little shit has to stay inside at lunch... Ooh, I'm so terrified... I hate outdoors anyway... This is the kind of "punishments" given to those little bastards?! No wonder the human race has progressively become more stupid and terrible...
