Damn Daniel

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Oh god...

What is humanity...

Why do we

Choose pointless shit like this...

TO BE FUCKING FAMOUS AND SAID EVERY 5 SECONDS AND EVERY PERSON TURNS INTO LIVING SPAM.

If you don't know what the vine/whatever the hell it is, (I am so freaking jelly first of all.) It's basically a "hot" kid in highschool who apperantly has great sense of fashion or some shit, despite him dressing like the exact same that every other boy does, and his friend goes around saying "Daaamn Daniel!" In an annoying voice on camera and a bunch of prepubescent girls freaked over it.

(If anyone watches the YouTube channel "I Hate Everything." Then you'll get this reference.")

DURR PLANT!!!

It's basically Alex from Target all over again!!!

Dude, someone being "Hot." Does not make them amazing people or worthy of fame. Most kids don't even want all that fame and shiz. Alex from target went fucking viral because he was randomly recorded without his permission, and a bunch of girls mastubated to it or some crap.

I actually feel kinda sorry for some of these kids. Fame can really break a person, it can ruin families, friendships, relationships, etc. Kids usually can't handle mass hate and that could make them depressed and crap like that. I'd hate to be famous, as I'm a very solitary person. I'd hate feeling like I'm being stalked all the time or any of that crap. I don't even blame the kids who make the videos. I really doubt they expect tons of girls fangirling over a little video they made for shits and giggles. Most seem like pretty cool people, as far as I could tell, but then again, I really know nothing about them, (They could be Hitler and we wouldn't even know.) it's society that I'm pointing my finger at. (As always.)

Why.

Why.

Just why.

Get me off this planet.

There are people who save lives, invent and create things for people to enjoy, save animals and wildlife, have amazing talents, people who have passion and spend every day working their ass off to fulfill their dreams and create something beautiful, and really want to help people, and everyone freaking worships these vine kids like they're the Messiah... All because they're hot...?

People... Really?!

Why are the ones we choose to love and look up to... Are the worst, or least deserving ones?!?!

I'm not just talking about viners or some shit, even celebrities fall into this.

Justin Bieber for example: He CANNOT SING. NO WAY IN HELL. He can't dance, he does drugs, pissed in a mop bucket, insults his fans, spit on his fans, arrested for DUI, and I think some other crap that I don't keep up with, makes racist jokes, does nothing to stop the #cutforbieber shit, and calls a fan a "beached whale."

Yeah, that's the guy everyone should admire!

As well as Kim Kardashian.

She has a big ass... She has big buttcheeks... She.... S-she..... Yep, that's it. The entire reason she is famous is because they put a bit too much plastic in her butt.

She does nothing except look "pretty." And have a big ass. That's the entire freaking reason...

If horny guys really want to just look at "pretty" girls with big asses and tits or some shit, just go on Brazzers, RedTube, or something, I don't care! Just don't make these the people that influences our generation.

If you want to see hot people or some shit, go to Xvideos, or modeling sites or something, just keep all your squealing, drooling and fangirling the hell away from me.

Anyone who happens to be wearing white Vans will be bombarded with this crap, due to this thing. I personally don't even like the all white ones, never did, but this is the reason I had to stop wearing Vans entirely for the time being! I've seen everyone wearing them now and freaking out going around the school "Damn Daniel! Damn Daniel! Damn Daniel!" Like little mindless drones driven by hormones and not giving a shit about anything unless it looks pretty.

That's it, I'm just gonna build a bunker and hide in there forever. You guys are welcome to come, but don't let any of THEM in... For extra security I've added a pass code that you'll only know if you read my Rant Book...

Oh hey, look at you! You've unlocked the code!

Whispers: The code is... Cute buns and Romanian salad 649572638490273642. (Reference to another one of my books.)

If that doesn't work try: Fus Ro Dah! I am the dragonborn!

I'm not great at remembering things... it's one of those two... I think...

See you there, brother/sister.

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