(3 FUCKING K? HOLY CANOLI EVERYBODY YOU'RE ALL SO KIND I-I!!!!!!)
"Oh my god you dork!" I squealed as Brendon taped his nose up, sticking the top of his tape on his forehead.
"What?" He honked, smiling. I rolled my eyes and took the tape from him. I taped the bottom of my eyes down, sticking the tape onto my chin. "I look like a broken dog." I whispered, looking in the mirror.
"A-A broken dog?" He started laughing, his hearty laugh filling the room. "Oh.. my god.. sometimes you are just.." he said in between breaths. "Oh shut up!" I blushed, peeling off the tape. We were planning on going to the zoo in a little bit, I love the zoo.
"Ready?" I said, taking the tape off of his forehead and throwing it away. He smiled and started walking to his car. I jumped in with my purse, and we were off.
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"What kind of horse is that?" Brendon asked in a serious tone, pointing at a penguin in the exhibit. "That's a black and white mini-horse." I said back. "How about that, what kind of horse is that?" He said, pointing at the mama polar bear.
"Gosh how uneducated are you? That's obvious a freezy-freeze fat horse!" I smiled at him and he pulled me in for a kiss, gently smooching my nose. He released me and took my hand, waddling to the zebra exhibit, and he wouldn't stop cracking himself up with 'why are these horses striped?'
After he stopped snorting from laughing so hard, we went to the cafe inside the zoo. Called 'jungle juice.' We sat at a table and Brendon asked me what I wanted.
"Just a salad... and fries." He grinned and went up to the counter, he always ordered for me because I didn't like talking with people and I'd often speak too quietly. "Thanks hun." I said as Brendon left.
He came back with a tray, two... "What the hell did you buy?" I stared down the tray, I had the salad and fries. Brendon had a mound of fry boxes, two chicken nugget boxes, and a double cheeseburger. "I ordered everything, isn't it beautiful."
"Yeahhh..." I exhaled through my nose and took my small items off the tray. I ate, looking down at my food. I ate slowly unlike Brendon, who basically inhaled his food. "Gosh, do you chew?" He looked up and shook his head, unable to talk with a mouth full of food. He swallowed his mixture of chicken nuggets and fries, "I'm like Kirby."
After Brendon inhaled his meal, we went to the horses. You could ride them, and of course Brendon and I did. A grown man, in all black and a black hat giggling like a little kid because he's riding a horse. "Oh my god! It's so big!" He screamed.
"That's what she said..." I maniacally whispered. We were allowed on the the same horse, so of course he could hear me. Brendon nearly fell off the strong, brown horse laughing.
"Rides over." The ticket person said, assisting everyone in getting off the horses. There was a carousel close by and Brendon decided to go on it.
"Come on!"
"It's so hot, can't we just go?"
"Nooo!" Brendon whined as he dragged me to the giant structure. He handed the person two tickets and ran on just as the ride was about to start. He got on a purple horse with me, sitting right behind me. The ride started and we flew up and down. I couldn't help but give in to Brendon's childish ways as I laughed with him, whining when the ride came to an end.
"Now can we go?" I said, my hair clinging to my face. "I guess." Brendon frowned as we walked to the entrance.
"This was fun." I said, and kissed Brendon's cheek.
