The House of Undertale AUs

Chapter 11: Our Everyday Life

UF Sans's POV:

Me and my brother, Papyrus was watching the human talking to Undyne, who was over at our house. We were all outside. As usual, me and Paps were arguing like crazy.

"Oh so my puns are stupid now, is that it?!" I yelled at Paps, or my boss, while keeping an eye contact.

"YES! THAT IS PRECISELY IT!" he yelled back. He then punched me in the face. I fell onto the snow. Paps didn't notice and kept going, counting his fingers while saying, "THEY'RE CHILDISH, CRUDE, AND ALWAYS FAIL TO MAKE ME LAUGH."

Once I was standing up again, I rubbed where Paps hit me. "Alright then, bro. Howzabout I do impersonations instead?" I asked and my eye glowed red. Then, I looked around to see some monsters nearby. "Hey guys!" I called out to them and fashioned my jacket to make a cape flying in the wind. "Look! I'm the Grrrrrrreat Papyrus!" I shouted, rolling the 'r' in 'great'.

"I practice evil laughs in the shower like a fricken' dingus! Neh geh geh geh," I mocked with my tongue sticking out.

"THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE AN IMPERSONATION...," Paps mused, rubbing his chin. "THAT SOUNDS LIKE... MOCKERY! YOU'RE MOCKING ME, AREN'T YOU?" He shouted, pointing an accusing finger at me.

"No, Paps," I said with a calmer tone, putting an arm around his neck when he was leaning down in frustration. "I'm your brother. I would never— I would never ever— Looks Paps! The human is hurt!" I suddenly yelled concerned, pointing at where Frisk and Undyne was.

Paps immediately swirled around. "WHERE?!" He asked but then he glared at me angrily when I started to laugh.

"VERY CLEVER AND WITTY, SANS," he grumbled as I fell onto the snow due to laughter. I got up but then I fell down again. "I'LL BE IN MY TORTURE ROOM. DON'T BOTHER ME." And with that, he left.

But before he could even get to the house, we heard a high pitch scream, followed by a hiss from Flowey and an angry war call from Undyne.

Me and Paps looked at each other before racing down to where Frisk, Flowey and Undyne was.

Welp, we were definitely in a surprise. Of course, I wasn't expecting another me to be there. Frisk was huddled on the snow, surrounded by a lot of purple bones.

"Sans, help," she whimpered. Undyne had her spear out and ready. She looked like a madman.

"Let go of Frisk," she demanded, but the other me shook his head.

"My my, you guys are weak. And just because Frisk is being nice to you? I pity you and your timeline," he smiled evilly. I could tell that he was about to say more when a white portal appeared. He frowned. "No, not now."

Two people appeared from the portal. Another me with a large paintbrush—what was that all about—and a girl who looked like Frisk. She was wearing black and almost her whole entire face was covered with something in black except for the bridge of her nose up to her eyes.

The girl took in the surroundings. "I didn't expect a welcoming party," she shrugged. "Although, Ink. I thought you said that this was your first time?"

The other me, Ink, replied, "I didn't know that Murder would be here that fast." I frowned. Who are these people?

The girl looked at Frisk, who was still stuck surrounded by bones, and then looked at me. "Hey Sans," she greeted. How did she know my name?

"Would you leave?!" Murder demanded. "I'm busy."

"Hey, we're busy too," the girl objected. "We're suppose to stop you."

"Y/N," Ink said in a warning tone. So the girl who look like Frisk's name is Y/N.

Y/N sighed. "I know. But, can't you just talk your way out? I'm pretty cunning when I need to do that." Ink shook his head.