Joker Imagines

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Imagine Joker robbing a bank and taking an interest in you, as you are insane too. But what he doesn't know is that you are interested in him, but for a different reason.
(Heath Ledger's Joker)
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Hehe, there's so many peasants here. I'm surrounded by them. They don't even know that they are standing, walking, breathing, near a future queen. They will pay for this! All of them! Or maybe not.. I need people to rule. Maybe I'll just cut some of their fingers off, or maybe their whole arm will go? Oh no no no. Maybe I'll cut their tongues off? YES! That's a great idea Y/N! Without their tongues they won't be able to argue with me. Perfect, everything will be perfect. I start to laugh quietly, while leaning back on the bench in the middle of the bank. It's my favourite spot to sit down.

Many people walking past gave we weird looks. Oh you little humans, I will personally scoop out your eyes for this, then you won't be able to give me such disgusting looks. How dare they? How dare they look at their soon to be queen in such a way?! I feel my body becoming hotter and hotter every second. Calm down Y/N. Breath in and out, in and out, in and o-Wait what? Whose that? Oh never mind. That's not even a human. HAHAHAH. My sudden outburst of laughter made quite a few heads turn towards me. Oh dear! I don't think I turned my oven off. Oh well.

After a few minutes of daydreaming, a loud BANG makes me return back to 'reality'. "Ladies and gentlemen. This is a robbery if you couldn't tell. Everyone get down unless you want me to end your useless lives." A man with make up on yells. Is he serious? He is such a joke. HAHAHAHA! I quickly cover my mouth with my hand, jumping down onto the floor and laying down. Please don't notice me. Just mix with the background Y/N. Stay qui-HAHAHA. "Shut up." I say, quite loudly. "Are you laughing at me, doll?"

The joke comes over to me. The joke. HAHAHAH. "Do I get any points if I'm going to be honest." I reply between laughs. He points the shotgun down and stops walking when he is right in front of me. "Maybe, doll." He looks down at me, putting his hand out for me to grab. "The joke is trying to help me! AHAHAHAHAH-wait." I stop laughing immediately and stand up straight within 3 seconds, making the Joker pull his arm back to his side in surprise. I look at him for a few seconds. Maybe he is good enough? "You are the Prince Of Crime, yes?" I ask with raised eyebrows. "The one and only." He bows. Perfect! Perfect idea Y/N.

I chuckle at the action. "Well if we are going to introduce ourselves. I'm Y/F/N Y/L/N. The future queen of Gotham." I do the same actions as him, and bow too. With a raised eyebrow Joker asks, "How are you planning to become the queen of Gotham?" While laughing. Oh he will pay for that. Clenching my teeth, I try to show no sings of anger. "I have my ways." I say, attempting to sound calm. His laughter was dying down now. "Oh you're funny, doll. And I thought I was the one to make jokes here." His laughter starting again.

"We will see if I am joking when you all will be under my control, following every order I give you." My anger growing towards this stupid clown. He can't talk. He is a clown. The only reason people listen to him is because he will kill them if they don't. Anyone can kill if they really want to! Ugh. He will regret saying this. "Sure thing, doll face." Now he is just begging for me to punish him. Just breath in and out Y/N, in and out. Calm yourself. You are better than this. You need to give an example for your people.

Having enough of this joke, I sit back down in my spot on the bench. "Doll? I'm robbing this bank and you just sit down back on the bench?" I hear the surprise in his voice. "I'm no stopping you, am I? Carry on with your little robbery. Just try to not kill many people, I need something to follow my orders soon enough." I reply looking straight ahead of me. His laughter filling the quiet bank once again. "Of course, how could I forget you are a queen. I'm sorry your majesty." Rolling my eyes, I look down at my watch. 2 minutes until I'm going back home. I have a meeting today. I'm so exited! Remembering the joke that just spoke to me, I carry on looking ahead. "Soon to be queen." I correct him, getting a quiet 'yeah whatever' from him. He might make you angry Y/N, but you need him later. So just calm down.

Looking down at my watch again, it's time for me to go. "It was lovely meeting you today. But it's time for me to leave. Good bye." I say to no one in particular while getting up. The Jokers goons point their guns at me while looking at their boss. "Let her go." Joker says, after a few seconds of thinking. Good on you Y/N. You just made a psychotic clown let you go. Lovely. The goons probably looked confused but I couldn't tell because of their masks. Is the Joker trying to put up his self esteem by making them look like clowns too? I have no idea.

Walking past them all, making sure to make myself looks confident, I could feel the eyes of all the peasant on me. The jealousy they are feeling as I'm able to walk out of the bank without getting hurt. Hahaha. I would feel sympathy for them, but I don't ever feel that. What a disappointment. Breathing in the fresh air, I head back home. I can't wait till I tell Batsy about this in few minutes. HAHAHA. Everyone will soon know and respect the Magnificent Queen Y/N! HAHAHAHHAHA.

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