MERRY CHRISTMAS.!!!
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ROC's Residence
"Aye aye.!!! liddo boy stop running around this house.!!!! ya ass ain't gone be satisfied until u hurt yoself" I yelled at my oldest son Shawn
"But-but she-"He started pointing at his little sister
"I DON'T CARE SIT YA ASSES DOWN" I yelled louder
"Don't yell at my kids Roc" My wife Shayla said walking down the stairs
"Well get the little demons"I rolled my eyes covering my face
"Hey well who decided they wanted 2 kids.?"She questioned
"You-" I was cut off by her hard ass glare
"Never mind....." I whispered
"Aww i thought that's what you said" She turned on her heels
We were hosting Christmas dinner this year and in the mist of me trying to get some damn shut eye from being up all night working, these kids of mine are about 2 make me give em' a real hood ass whoppen.
"Daddy...can you play dolly with me please.?" My baby girl Christine asked
"Baby Daddy's really tired not now" I looked at her with a slight smile
"well...okay maybe later"She walked into the kitchen with her mom
4hrs until Dinner
IM GRUMPY THAN A MOTHAFUCKKAAA.!!! like everything is pissing me off to the max and on top of that Shayla done took her ass out for lastminute bullshit.!! So now im in the kitchen burning up hella shit.!!!.....Like I said Grumpy than a Motha...
"Well looks like we aint having homemade cake this year" I coughed as i took the burned "cake" out of the oven
Shawn came in coughing and swatting his hands, attempting to clear the smoke" Dad you can't cook NOTHING" He said in between coughs
I gave him "The Look" as he slowly backed out of the kitchen
2 Hours Until Dinner
I'm constantly calling&& Texting Shayla......where the hell is she.????!!!!
Well after I burned up the cake I decided 2 ask my Mom 2 fix my lil problem......
TBC...Next Christmas tho.!!!
12/25/13