iNSaNiTY (Kid Icarus / Insane AU)

EXTRA

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iNSaNiTY Parody special.

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"sAnIty"

-Urgency:

Pit was enjoying the tranquility of his surroundings until Palutena broke the silence.

"Sup homie? Guess what?! Yo old fam escaped the asylum"

"O shit what the fuck?? Where he at?"

"I dunno homie go check it out."

-Visitor

'O shit he got out what should i do now?!'

Suddenly a boy drenched by the cold rain broke the front door making Pit jump from his seat.

"YO ANNA RELEASE THE KRAKEN! QUICKLY! o shit wrong house."

-Welcome

Dark was drying himself with the towel that Pit gave him.

"Thanks bro for welcoming me here."

"No problem now go do my laundry."

-Meeting

Pit's stomach growled, feeling hungry. He opened the fridge, took out some food and put it inside the microwave. Dark made himself an appereance in the kitchen.

"What's for dinner?"

"Mah grandma's recipe. Also my name is Pit"

"Rad dude my name is Dark, just like my soul-"

"Don't trigger anyone"

-Curiosity

Dark looked at the book sitting on the table next to the couch. Pit sat down next to him.

"What you got in there?"

"That's my dairy"

"Can i touch it"

"No"

"Touchie?"

"No!"

Dark pouted...

"Tou-"

Pit slaps him putting him in a state of coma.

-Letter

Pit picked up the mail from the floor. He looked at one standing out from the others.

"Oh whats this?"

He opened and read the following:

"Yo pal ol fam Pit is me Magnus wanna chill out on the hotsprings and talk about your old fam?"

"Hell yeah"

Pit got ready and left, Dark did not made appereance because he was still on a coma.

-Picture

Magnus opened a computer file which showed an image of the demented kid.

"This yo fam right?"

"O shit yeah he ugly as fuck"

-Hungry?

As Pit soared through the sky he could see smoke coming from a house. Upon getting closer and landing his house was covered in flames. Dark emerged from the smoke and stood in front of Pit.

"I tried to fry macaroni"

"Goddamnit Dark"

-Book of Memories